Hundreds of Israelis are protesting demanding the resignation of Israelβs current prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Israeli press has said that Israelis were protesting on Balfourβs street near Netanyahuβs headquarters, blaming him for dragging Israel into an operation against Gaza for personal goals.
Protesters say that the reason behind Netanyahuβs Attack on Gaza was for his own desires to suppress the creation of a coalition government with the leaders of the Yish Ated and the New Right parties.
Along with these events, A former Israeli Air Force pilot, Yonatan Shapira, Has described the Israeli government and army as "terrorist organisations" run by "war criminals." In an interview with an Israeli News agency this last week.
Captain Shapira who had resigned from the Israeli army in 2003 at the height of the Palestinian Second Intifada explained in an exclusive interview with Anadolu News Agency why he realized after joining the army that he was "part of a terrorist organisation".
βI realised during the Second Intifada what the Israeli Air Force and Israeli military are doing are war crimes, terrorising a population of millions of Palestinians. When I realised that, I decided to not just leave but to organise other pilots that will publicly refuse to take part in these crimes,β He said. "As a child in Israel, you are being brought up in very strong Zionist militaristic education. You don't know almost anything about Palestine, you don't know about the 1948 Nakba, you don't know about ongoing oppression," Shapira said.
Would love to hear your opinion on this.
Dear Sir Swag team. My name is Yonatan (Jonathan) and as you can guess, I live in Israel. I'll start by saying Im not a huge fan of the AI techs that are slowly taking over the human kind, but I am gratitude for the Youtube algorithm that intoduced me to your channel, which Ive become a fan of. So thank you Skynet and thank you for all your amazing content.
Now to the offering: On 23rd the elections to the Israeli parliament (The Kneset) will take place. This will be the 4th election campaign in 2.5 years, as there is no stability here, mainly surrounding current prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu (Bibi) who's facing a trail in court. If you'd like, Id love to help with information gathering on this matter for this months video of news without the bullshit. I swear to be as objective as possible, and to connect to my sources (Most will probably be in Hebrew or Arabic, both languages I know well, if theres any need in other matters/in the future). Sincerely, Yonatan.
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 78%. (I'm a bot)
> Israel's longest-serving head of government, Netanyahu has managed to hold on to power through two years of inconclusive elections despite facing corruption allegations.
> On the campaign trail, Netanyahu has highlighted his role in securing millions of vaccine doses from Pfizer Inc, turning Israel into what he dubbed a "Vaccination nation".
> Posting a video of his visit to a Jerusalem hospital on Monday, Netanyahu wrote: "Today we are the first in the world to return to life and smile again."
> In Tel Aviv's Rabin Square, Yonatan Meir, 34, said he would judge Netanyahu over "His whole era", not the vaccine rollout.
> Taking to social media on election morning Netanyahu urged his supporters to bring friends and relatives to the polling stations to ensure "a strong right-wing government".
> Gantz's Blue and White party is forecast to win barely enough votes to get into parliament, after he angered many of his supporters by agreeing to serve under Netanyahu.
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Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
This happened a few years ago when my son was 6ish. When my kids hurt themselves and it doesnβt look serious I always do the βwe might have to amputate that bruised handβ shtick with them. Iβve done it enough that they now roll their eyes.
So, my son got hit lightly in the face with a rubber ball. It wasnβt a hard hit and I could tell he was more upset by the shock of it rather than the pain. So I say βlooks like we will have to amputate your nose.β To which he replies βthen how will I smell?β And I say βterrible!β
It was my greatest dad joke ever. I felt like I could retire after that.
The Bushes
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
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