A list of puns related to "Year Of The Dog... Again"
I still feel like people slept on that album. I feel like he started falling off During the 4th and 5th but then came back with this one.
We showed up early to get a good look at things. Antifa groups showed up a few at a time until there were arounf 150 people just hanging out on the steps of the Capital building. A few state troopers showed up for about 10 minutes before leaving.
Finally the guests of honor showed up.
All five of them.
They were told to fuck off by a chorus of protesters with drums, vuvuzellas and the like.
The circus escorted them back to their car.
At this point the dogs were getting a little over stimulated, so we made our exit.
A few other fashy fuckwits were possibly chased off as well, and I did see some state police doing something as we left... But I couldn't say what.
Good times were had by most.
"Check Meowt"
So this year I basically played mostly the bear game at all of the wrong times - was in on Boeing for a while - got fucked by butternut squash man during the trade war, then played bull on gold and SPY for a while, lost on gold options...I know...retarded.
All told I lost about $1000 and drained my Robinhood account completely until next year...which is not that impressive - but hear me out. I don't have the PRT of /ctn, sorry.
I live in an area with a lot of foot traffic, there's a body of water nearby, lots of people walk around in the summer, drop shit on the ground due to carelessness, whatever. They usually drop food and coins, sometimes there's a five dollar bill, found a twenty dollar bill. My dog fucking loves it, obviously...she's small, close to the ground - super motivated by food. I try to stop her from eating stuff because you know - could be rat poison or whatever, but she's always way ahead of me - crunching on five week old discarded hot pockets or whatever the fuck.
Anyway, she's super thorough, so throughout her journeys (which she takes the lead on) she points out a lot of coins and bills along the way, just by virtue of me always needing to look on the ground and try to stop her from killing herself. Anyway, all told she probably helped me net about $30-$40 or so in bills and change - most of it from a $20 bill.
Here's the kicker - so basically, I was walking her over by this kind of swampy / beach area one day and have her off the leash, because no one goes over there. She's running back and fourth and what does she do? She goes really far out onto this Penninsula, and I can tell she's going for something...I think to myself, "fuck..." and of course there's this massive, super stinky half gone rotten fucking carp she is making a b-line toward. You can just smell it from like 20 yards away - you would never want to approach that area, most people would just stay away.
Anyway, I go over to catch her, and there kind of embedded in the sand right where she is reaching toward the fish is this little round shiny thing - I dig it out, pick it up...it's a fucking wedding ring.
I know there is a lot of schemes / tall tales and bullshit on this thread but I am not fucking kidding you, this is the god honest truth - my dog's strategy of just sniffing for SHIT on the ground literally came up with a higher value of investment dollar than me this year. I looked online and the ring is probably worth around $800 to $1200, it's older fro
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