Year Eleven Puns

A few minutes later, I belted out “Once I was eleven sixteen...”

“Dad, that doesn’t make any sense.”

... 🤔 ...

“I’m a clock.”

You probably had to be there.

So, in true dad spirit, I asked my daughter if she'd heard about the man raised by horses.

After I delivered the "difficult childhood, but a stable environment" punchline, she groaned and said, "I thought you were going to say he was your neigh-bour."

She learns fast.

He calls the washer the "wetter".

My wife bought a frozen pizza that was purported to be the best frozen pizza, and supposedly you couldn't tell that it was frozen.

She baked it in the oven, got it out, and asked "So, does this look like a frozen pizza?"

My eleven year old son replied "not any more"

I'm so proud of him!