X Rite Puns

A list of puns related to "X Rite"

Disneyworld is like circumcision.

a rite of passage best enjoyed by the young, and generally not worth repeating.

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👤︎ u/beingtwiceasnice
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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Bigamy

When two rites make a wrong.

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👤︎ u/Joesdad65
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"

That's just not rite.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why is the English common law so concerned with property rights?

Because the English gentry insisted on proper tea rites every afternoon.

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👤︎ u/adityakr082
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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Did you hear about the nun who got into trouble for drinking communion wine from her convent's medieval goblet?

No, but it serves her rite.

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👤︎ u/Udzu
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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I just watched this wonderful and touching movie about a chef in Northern China.

Set in Northern China, this movie follows the rite of passage of a jaded, aimless Chinese chef who falls in love with a worn out cooking pan that he and his friends once scorned. The two develop a powerful and inspirational relationship in which they discover truths about cooking that take most people a lifetime to learn. It's called A Wok to Remember

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👤︎ u/notable_gallimaufry
📅︎ Sep 07 2016
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Reading the paper with dad...

Dad - "Someone stole $500 of 5-hour energy off a shelf at rite aid"

Me - "That's weird"

Dad - "Well they're definitely not gonna catch him with all that energy"

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👤︎ u/jleiter10
📅︎ Feb 23 2014
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