My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in one day for an x-ray.
I wonder what she saw in him
The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
The 90's summed up in one picture [x-post /r/notinteresting]
Chinese Restaurant owner is correct in more than one way. [X-POST]
The new Xbox will be called "Xbox One X"
I guess it can be shortened to "Xbo"
Doctor: Here's your x-ray. Me : I look ugly in this one. Please delete this take one more .
(x-post r/geek) Thought you guys would appreciate this one.
Looks good... [{x-post /r/pokemon} One of my first attempts modeling out of chocolate - Pikachu]
One kid wanted Dad to draw Bane... The other one wanted a turkey.. Decided to knock out two birds with one stone.. (X-post r/batman) imgur.com/VrlPxcE
(X-Post from /r/Jokes) Two dad jokes for the price of one!
What do you call a fitness instructor who moonlights as an action hero?
Jason Stay-thin
What do you call a music artist who works out and is a bit of a creep?
Slim Shady
I frequently dad joke my lab, I hid this one in a procedure room for my next unfortunate victim. (X-post from r/labrats)
Sorry, this one only works as a picture: http://imgur.com/a/JwNOc
I don't own a cat but here's a picture of one. X-post from /r/notinteresting
Came up with this one while watching The X Files: how did the tiger make it all the way across town without being spotted?
It was easy because tigers are striped. I'm so sorry...
We asked our mechanics to spray one our panels tan. [x-post /r/Military
Saw X-Men: Days of Future Past with my dad today and got one-upped on my dad joke...
Walking out of the theater I said, "All I have to say about Hugh Jackman is that his name is accurate. He was jacked, man!" My dad looks over at me, confused. He goes, "What are Hugh talking about?" Laughs were had.
