A Higgs Boson walks into a church

The pastor says, “You can’t be in here!” The Higgs Boson replies, “Well without me you can’t have mass.”

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A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."

The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"

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A Higgs-boson walks into a church

The priest says “Higgs-bosons aren’t allowed in here.” The higgs-boson says “But without me, how can you have mass?”

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What are Care Bear Stares made of?

Hugs Boson Particles.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here”.

The Higgs Boson replies “But without me how can you have mass?”

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📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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