Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
A man tells his friend he likes the markers that write thinner because they're easier to draw with
His friend says "you make a fine point."
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Iβm going to write a book about how to make people agree with you.
Its going to be called The Brible.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it would be pointless!
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I once met a deer that could write with both hands.
It was bambidextrous.
(Not OC)
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︎ May 13 2020
My friend said he couldn't play with us because he had to write a "600 words reflection" so I did one for him
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︎ May 08 2020
Which hand is better to write with?
Neither, itβs best to write with a pen.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Imagine being able to write with your finger
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︎ Aug 03 2019
What does mike wazowski write with?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I always write sad music with my guitar
I guess that's why the call it a fretboard
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Trying to write with this is pointless
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︎ Apr 30 2019
I Need help coming up with an August pun! Each month I write something nice on our calendar to my wife using the month as a pun. Canβt think of one for August! Can anyone help?
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︎ Jul 28 2018
What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?
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︎ Aug 14 2019
I told my son the other day to never write with a dull pencil.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Student with a cast on his arm walks in to class and says βI canβt write with my right hand today.β
I ask, can you left with your left hand?
Many students gave me props for the dad joke. One student said I sound like their dad. While I have no kids of my own, Iβm glad I get to practice my dad jokes on my students.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
I learned to write well with my non-dominant hand
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︎ Nov 07 2018
I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
When trying to write with you left hand
"this doesn't feel right at all"
"Exactly! It feels left!"
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︎ May 31 2019
What hand did the deer use to write with?
Both! She's bambi-dexterous
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︎ Feb 27 2019
Tried to write with a blunt pencil...
Turns out it was pointless
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︎ Nov 21 2018
I was playing tennis with my friend, and he got angry when I tried to write the score on his arm.
I swear, you can never count on that guy...
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Took a sleeping pill and was able to write just as well with both hands...
...now I'm Ambiendextrous!
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︎ Jun 05 2018
Write your bowels with a #2 pencil.
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︎ May 30 2017
My daughter injured her arm and is now in a sling. She said "it is hard to write with my left".
I replied "It is even harder to left with your right"
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︎ Jan 14 2015
Today I learned that Deer can actually write with both hooves
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︎ May 31 2016
Why shouldn't you write with an unsharpened pencil?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pen?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Which hand is better to write with?
Neither, a pen works better.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
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︎ Aug 31 2019
Why shouldnβt you write with a broken pencil?
Because itβs pointless!
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Why Shouldnβt You Write With A Broken Pencil
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Why shouldnβt you write with a broken pencil?
Because itβs pointless!
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︎ Jan 20 2019
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
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︎ Jun 14 2019
I would write you a note with this pencil...
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Why shouldnβt you write with a broken pencil?
Because itβs pointless.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
I once met a deer that could write with both hands,
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︎ Feb 24 2019
Why shouldnβt you write with a broken pencil?
Because itβs pointless βοΈ
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︎ Mar 23 2018
Why Should You Never Write With a Dull Pencil?
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︎ Mar 01 2017
Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
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