The college application asked for a small essay.
Unfortunately it was fully booked
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
And then you will all be sorry.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Sign language
Because Elijah Wood.
They both bark at anything thats on their lawn.
While my kids like it, my wife says it’s just a power trip.
He said, "No, it's just a hip-hurt-potamus"
In the ship I saw the Master at Arms’ office and weapon storage was right near the ship’s bakery. It struck me as odd, until I realized that the Navy followed the same principles as the Army having the US gold in Fort Knox, surrounded by an armored force.
You have to be able to guard the dough.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Those who know binary and those who don't.
Nothing jumped out at me.
.. turns out it was for Liam’s biological Dad and I had to re-wrap it but still had a lovely day.
Toilet-trees
.....I'll show myself out
Its axle rose.
Those who understand binary and those who don’t
They will become briish
I knew it would just be a hollow gram.
While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"
The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...
so I guess that means I’m not actually their sun.
I'm afraid we're never going to see the 'like' of him again.
And children can be kinder.
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
They told me the call was being recorded for training porpoises.
Charged With a clever Pawn'zy Scheme
He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”
“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?”
"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.
He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?”
The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track.
Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."
The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.
The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage.
"This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"
The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!"
The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."
I heard they were going to give him a hard sentence
It wasn't very long so my time there was brief.
They are calling it “Ted Cruise”
"And the apostles were all in Accord"
L’ess Cargo.
I said, only if they’re givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away, givin’ ‘em away now.
I have the expertise.
Hebrews it
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
