World Athletics Puns

A list of puns related to "World Athletics"

The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships

Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooders
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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What do you call a world class athlete who injuries their leg?

An O-limp-ian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrusaderTbone
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.

He’s been undie-feeted ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beeeeen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once

I thought it was just revaulting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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What do you call a world class athlete who injures their leg?

An O-limp-ian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirkles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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