It’s for Hispanic attacks.
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him (Got it from r/memes)
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Why do prisoners hate computers?
The escape key never works.
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How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game
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How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.
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Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.
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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
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Can February March? No but April may.
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Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.
[Insert minion meme]
Explaining how I learned to tie knots to work a high ropes course over text message
Me: It's nice and meditative, although it's frustrating not knowing how to dress a knot properly for awhile.
Eagle Scout Dad: You mean in a skirt? Or pants?
Me: Dad. You just dad joked me.
Eagle Scout Dad: Someone named Dad has to do it sometimes. Can't always be a meme.
