My kids keep telling me our over nights in the woods are lame and boring;
But I keep reminding them that camping is in-tents
What did one piece of wood say to the other? I'm bored.
My dad got me with a pun
We're remodeling the kitchen and my dad was putting the shelves in the cupboards. He came up to me with one of the shelves (which was made of wood) Dad: Feel this piece of wood right here. Me: Feels it Dad: You feeling bored today?
My coworker used this dad joke on a little kid who was bored. It worked.
Girl: "I'm bored."
Coworker: "Since when did you become a piece of wood?"
