I like to call my testicles “wonkas”
They’re between a willy and a chocolate factory
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory has been closing early a lot lately.
Maybe they're short staffed.
What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?
Oompa Roombas
My Dad sent me this text out of the blue...I'm still not sure why he was watching Willy Wonka though.
"I was watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it gave me a craving for a chocolate bar so I went and bought one. This is probably why I should stop watching Breaking Bad."
What do you do to a dead Willy Wonka?
You cad-bury him!
What kind of dog did Willy Wonka have?
A chocolate lab.
