Willy Wonka's everlasting jobstopper.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I like to call my testicles β€œwonkas”

They’re between a willy and a chocolate factory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Willy Wonka's chocolate factory has been closing early a lot lately.

Maybe they're short staffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What does Willy Wonka use to keep his factory clean?

Oompa Roombas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalHelixMP
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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My Dad sent me this text out of the blue...I'm still not sure why he was watching Willy Wonka though.

"I was watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and it gave me a craving for a chocolate bar so I went and bought one. This is probably why I should stop watching Breaking Bad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vices_vipers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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What do you do to a dead Willy Wonka?

You cad-bury him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r3v3rs3z00m
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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What kind of dog did Willy Wonka have?

A chocolate lab.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jallfairs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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What is the hottest thing in space?

SatelLITe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwilightMarc
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