Have you ever wondered why the winner of all the Miss Universe contest...

...always came from Earth ?

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📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts...

I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.

Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

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My dad at basketball games

We were at a basketball game where our team was taking on the University of Niagara. Our team was dominating and my dad leans over and goes.

"I wonder if we would have played Viagra instead of Niagara the competition would have been a little stiffer."

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📅︎ Aug 01 2013
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Unleashing the dad jokes at work lately.

My university recently won a championship. Undergrads make over sized wooden benches which they will burn in a giant bonfire after winning the championship. Boss: I have always wondered what those benches are for, they really burn them? Coworker: Yes, well they sit on them too. Me: Do they die?!?

A barrage of groans, chuckles, face palms, and eye rolls ensued.

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