Did you hear about this winter Olympic's sled rider with gigantism?

He's this season's biggest luger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prince_ossin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Do you know where the first Winter Olympics were held?

In the snow.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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In honor of the Winter Olympics, I’m going to tattoo β€œBudapest” on my belly...

...cause it’s the capital of Hungary...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chop-diggity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Which country brought the most competitors to the 2018 Winter Olympics?

Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Watching winter Olympics luge: β€œMan that guy is on fire!”

β€œNo ...he’s on ice”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbeimrohr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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β€ͺThe Winter Olympics are momentous occasion.‬

So many obstacles to overcome just to have gotten where they've gotten.‬ It's a slippery slope but they always seem to manage their way back up to the top. Seasoned professionals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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Dad pulled a classic during the Winter Olympics tonight.

Family was sitting down, watching the Snowboard Cross finals

Me: "Man, it'd be cool to be in the crowd for this"

Dad: "Yeah you'd probably find it so cool that it's actually cold"

25 years into his life as a dad and he's still going strong with the classics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cus089411
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2014
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While watching the last Winter Olympics with my roommates...

TV Announcer: "Coming up next, the pair skating competition."

Me: "Huh, I didn't know pears could skate."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quaalude_Dude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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Winter Olympics

Watching the Olympics tonight and I had a perfect opportunity.

TV shows the outside of the figure skating arena.

Wife: that building is soo cool.

Me: that is how they keep the ice in skating condition after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatMitchJ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2014
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Winter Olympics

At a bar and curling is on and I make the remark "isn't it just cleaning?" Then my dad says

"do you think they have the position called sweeper"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/physicalpixels
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2014
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The Olympics have helped me channel my inner dad...

(You're entering the conversation when it really matters)

Me: Oh nice, so did you spend time watching the Olympics?

Friend: No, I don't really watch the olympics that much actually.

Me: Same here...I only watch it every four years...

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Someone posted a joke on inauguration day and now I can't stop thinking of Trump puns, so I'll just dump them here.

He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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Heard this beauty from my stepdad today

Stepdad: What's another name for the Winter Olympics?

Me: What?

Stepdad: White people Olympics.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2014
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Any of you lugers watching the Winter Olympics?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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