My son made a block with six equal sides out of frozen water.
I said "Now that's a nice cube!"
Giving Sub Zero the Mr Freeze quotes makes him not just the coolest of freezy puns, but the frozen one as well.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
I had a dream that I wrote Lord Of The Rings.
I guess I was Tolkien in my sleep.
I saw a really accurate cosplay of frozen Han Solo.
The other night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
My aunt Marie has been keeping track of her frozen dinner purchases.
It's Marie's Marie Callender's calendar.
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
My wife always criticizes me for wearing mittens instead of gloves in the winter.
But I don’t like to point fingers.
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with a hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I had a dream where I was chased by a massive pair of shoes.
Catching up to me was no small feet.
I always keep an extra pair of gloves with me in the winter
They’re just a good thing to have on-hand
Of course, this never happened, but we can dream!
I'm starting a combination of a Frozen Yogurt shop and a news stand.
It will be called FroYo Information.
The Barncode on the back of my frozen chicken
If your car windscreen is frozen over on these cold winter mornings
Pouring boiling water over it is a cracking idea.
What's the most dangerous part of New York in the winter?
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
A man decides to fulfill his lifelong dream of owning a horse, and goes to a local breeder
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
What do you say when you see / had seen a pirate version of saw holding a frozen buzzsaw on a piece of playground equipment?
I see/saw sea saw on a seesaw, with an icy saw
Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...
You must be from Mars, eh?
My wife and I are finally fulfilling my lifelong dream of visiting The Golden Gate in person.
She said, “What would you do when you finally see it?”
I said, “I’ll cross the bridge when I get there.”
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Next month, I’m going to fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in San Francisco in person.
My wife said, “What are you going to do when you finally see it?”
Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.
What make of car do they drive in movie Frozen?
My kid dreams of one day living in the attic.
I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.
Had a dream yesterday. It was year 2021, There was a new pandemic of stomach flu...
We all had to wear diapers and we quickly recognised that masks in 2020 were not that bad.
A man who loved to catch butterflies married the woman of his dreams:
What piece of winter clothing is edible?
Just saw a video of a guy sending his daughter into the store to buy winter air for their car tires.
Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?
Son is watching Netflix and the video was buffering.......
Son: Do I need to turn out off and on again?
Wife: Just stop hitting the buttons, it's frozen.
Me: No, this is The Secret Life of Pets.
The sweet music of exasperated sighs.
My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....
The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.
I dreamed of becoming a professional fisherman
But I found out that I couldn't live on my net income
I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...
I'm a trucker. My dispatcher texted me to ask if I'd picked up a load of frozen toast. This was my response...
20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.
Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!
Sorry about my rye sense of humor...
I had a day dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
One cold, winter morning, my wife texted me, "Windows frozen, won't open."
I texted back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."
She texted back 10 minutes later, "Computer really messed up now."
Today I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
Last night I was dreaming I was swing in a ocean of Fanta...
but turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
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