Windy Day Puns

Cleanup is a breeze.

'How can I help you ladies on this fantastic day?'

The one replied, 'This fantastically windy day?' (It was super windy out!)

I told her, 'Well, it is a Windsday!'

I got one chuckle and one groan :D

My wife and I had just left our apartment the other day and were walking down the street towards the ferry stop. It was getting quite cloudy and windy, and wife says:

"Did you check the weather before we left?"

I said "No, I'll check now."

And then I looked directly up at the sky and stood there like that for a second until she got the joke. I had my (smart)phone in my hand at the time, so I'm sure she thought I was about to look it up on that.