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Online Baby Nursery from Arkansas -- S through Z Names

Names are from babies born between 2015-2021

** There are no U names listed in this nursery **

A Names

B & C Names

D & E Names

F, G, H, I Names

J & K Names

L & M Names

N, O, P, R Names

Boys

  • Samuel (x3)
  • Sebastian (x4)
  • Shepard
  • Silas (x3)
  • Simon
  • SkyLex
  • Sora
  • Spencer
  • Steele
  • Stetson
  • Steven
  • Sylis
  • Teagan
  • Thaddeus
  • Theo (x2)
  • Theodore
  • Thomas
  • Tobi
  • Trapper
  • Tucker
  • Tycen
  • Viktor
  • Vincent (x2)
  • Walker
  • Waylon (x3)
  • Weston (x3)
  • William (x2)
  • Winston
  • Wyatt (x7)
  • Xavier
  • Xerrick
  • Yael
  • Yosef
  • Yosiah
  • Zachariah
  • Zachary
  • Zage
  • Zaiden
  • Zander
  • Zane
  • Zayden (x2)
  • Zhaelynd
  • Zieah

Girls

  • Sabrina
  • Sadie (x2)
  • Sailor
  • Samantha
  • Sarannah
  • Savannah
  • Say (Appears to be Lao/Burmese/etc. descent based on parent names)
  • Saylor
  • Scarlett
  • Serenity (x4)
  • Sharidyn
  • Shee
  • Shelby
  • Shelly
  • Skyla
  • Skylar
  • Sloan
  • Sloane
  • Sofia (x2)
  • Sophia (x3)
  • Sophie
  • Starcy
  • Stella
  • Steviee
  • Temperance
  • Timber Jo
  • Tinleigh
  • Valkyrie
  • Vayda
  • Vera
  • Victoria
  • ViviAnne
  • Whitlee
  • Whitley (x2)
  • Willow (x3)
  • Wynter
  • Xaelah
  • Yareli
  • Yaritza
  • Yolana
  • Yoselin
  • Zalie
  • Zaylee
  • Zazah
  • Zendaya
  • Zoey
  • Zyla

What have I learned from this project? Arkansas needs their naming rights taken away

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Feedback needed 38ya anthropology student, no good career options, seeking to become tcm provider

I have an undergraduate degree in Caribbean anthropology.

In the last fourteen years of my life I took anthropology and African drumming very seriously.

Hopefully I can still learn drumming "if" I become tcm accupuncturist

Hopefully can learn martial art as I have not yet, although have done African dance and started shotokan, adding wing chun soon

For those interested I provide authors I know, but no where near mastered, below. It's pretty good stuff.

I've always dreamed of learning shotokan, wing chun, bagua Zhang, and xingyi...

I used to have a friend whose uncle did tcm. I always thought that was cool.

I'm just fantasizing and need input.

I will still apply to Caribbean studies anthropology, and there I wanted to study Caribbean spirituality and folklore

Upon taking stock of what I believe now, tcm appeals to me because:

The demand and lucrative nature, unlike anything I can imagine in Caribbean studies.

One day I could afford to spend time in Trinidad anyway, maybe even practice tcm there.

I think herbs and foods as medicine is fascinating

It's probably less demanding for my personality

So I actually help people

Healing people

I'm interested in healing my schizophrenia, yes I struggle with mental illness.

I'm interested in kung Fu

Chinese alchemy, exposed to by Needham, Richard Wilhelm, and Carl jung

Meridiens

Jing, shen, and qi, interesting to learn about

Here's this weird academic project I was plotting for the last 12 years

From my cv: Introduced to and collected books by Todd Ramon Ochoa, Richard Price, Andrew Apter and John k. Thornton, VY Mudimbe, Pauline Hountondji, Jacob Olupona, Terry Rey, Eric Wolf, Maurice Godelier, Paul Stoller, Lara Ann Stoler, Poma de Ayala, Garsilasco de la Vega, Elsie Parsons, The book sociology book Black Metropolis, Emile Durkheim, James Fernandez, James Ferguson, Ruth Benedict, Clifford Geertz, Malinowski, Boas, Victor Turner, Marcel Mauss, and many others by professors.

Independently discovered African and Caribbean studies and related Marxist anthropology such as Wole Soyinka, nalo Hopkinson, Sylvia wynter, Dianne Paton, Dionne Brand, Paula Burnette, Derek Walcott, Ben Okri, Syl Cheney coker, Kamau Brathwaite, Earl Lovelace, Sam Selvon, George Lamming, Eric Williams, Walter Rodney, Maurice bishop, Castro, Sandino, Maureen Werner Lewis, Michael Garfield Smith, Patrick Bellegarde Smith, Sidney Mintz, David bidney, David Scott, David Graeber, Achille Mbembe, Herbert Marcuse, Yvonne vera

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, β€œwhat is your blood type?”

β€œI am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Double-barrelled names of England & Wales 2020 (4000-5000)

Top 1000

1000-1500

1500-2000

2000-2500

2500-3000

3000-3500

3500-4000

These are the double-barrelled names given to babies in 2020 that ranked between 4000-5000.

We’re extremely close to the end. So close that this will be the last post that includes boy names!

Boys:

  • Abdul-Malik #4608
  • Abdul-Mannan #4608
  • Adam-James #4608
  • Albie-Jack #4608
  • Albie-Jay #4608
  • Alex-James #4608
  • Alfie-Ray #4608
  • Amari-James #4608
  • Andrew-James #4608
  • Andrew-Junior #4608
  • Archie-Joe #4608
  • Archie-Leigh #4608
  • Archie-William #4608
  • Arlo-Jack #4608
  • Arlo-John #4608
  • Arlo-Joshua #4608
  • Austin-James #4608
  • Bailey-Jay #4608
  • Bailey-Ray #4608
  • Billy-Jay #4608
  • Billy-Lee #4608
  • Bobby-George #4608
  • Bobby-Jay #4608
  • Bobby-Jo #4608
  • Brodie-James #4608
  • C-Jay #4608
  • Carl-Junior #4608
  • Carson-James #4608
  • Carson-Lee #4608
  • Carter-J #4608
  • Carter-Jae #4608
  • Casey-Jay #4608
  • Cee-Jai #4608
  • Christopher-John #4608
  • Clayton-James #4608
  • Cody-James #4608
  • Colby-Lee #4608
  • Colin-Junior #4608
  • Connor-Junior #4608
  • Daniel-James #4608
  • Danny-Lee #4608
  • David-Ionut #4608
  • Denis-Matei #4608
  • Dominic-Alexandru #4608
  • Dominic-Andrei #4608
  • Dominic-Stefan #4608
  • Dylan-James #4608
  • Dylan-John #4608
  • Dylan-Lee #4608
  • Eli-Jay #4608
  • Elijah-Blake #4608
  • Elijah-John #4608
  • Finley-Joe #4608
  • Frankie-Joe #4608
  • Freddie-Jack #4608
  • Freddie-Ray #4608
  • Freddie-Thomas #46
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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Pop Rap Rate Reveal Day 2: Because Good Music Can be So Hard to Find

Hello and welcome back to the Early 2010s Pop Rap rate reveal thread!

We rated some of the most nostalgic and exciting pop rap singles from the late 00s and early 2010s, and 93 of you sent ballots to help us figure out which ones are the best! Today we'll be revealing 22 songs, from #42-21. This starts about 1 hour from the time of this post at approximately 3PM EST/12PM PST over at the popheads beatsense room!!

Number of participants: 93

Average score: 6.773

average controversy score: 2.3 (so anything above that should be considered controversial)

The songs remaining after Day 1 (whose results you can see here) are:

Flo Rida

Low (feat. T-Pain)

Right Round

Sugar (feat. Wynter)

Club Can’t Handle Me (feat. David Guetta)

Good Feeling

Wild Ones (feat. Sia)

I Cry

My House

GDFR

Pitbull

Hotel Room Service

I Know You Want Me

Hey Baby (Drop it to the Floor) [feat. T-Pain]

Give Me Everything (feat. Ne-Yo, Afrojack and Nayer)

Feel This Moment (feat. Christina Aguilera)

Don’t Stop the Party (feat. TJR)

Fireball (feat. John Ryan)

Timber (feat. Kesha)

Time of Our Lives (feat. Ne-Yo)

B.o.B

Nothin On You (feat. Bruno Mars)

Airplanes (feat. Hayley Williams)

Magic (feat. Rivers Cuomo)

So Good

Out of My Mind (feat. Nicki Minaj)

Far East Movement

Like a G6 (feat. The Cataracs & Dev)

Rocketeer (feat. Ryan Tedder)

LMFAO

Party Rock Anthem (feat. Lauren Bennett & Goonrock)

Shots feat. Lil Jon

Gym Class Heroes/Travie McCoy

Billionaire (feat. Bruno Mars)

Stereo Hearts (feat. Adam Levine)

Wiz Khalifa

Young, Wild & Free (feat. Bruno Mars)

Jay-Z

Empire State of Mind (feat. Alicia Keys)

Run This Town (feat. Rihanna & Kanye West)

and the rest!!!!

Coming Home (feat. Skylar Grey)

Dangerous (feat. Akon)

Written in the Stars (feat. Eric Turner)

Where them Girls At (feat. Flo Rida & Nicki Minaj)

The Show Goes On

Out of My Head (feat. Trey Songz)

Just a Dream

Work Out

Chillin (feat. Lady Gaga)

Scream & Shout (feat. Britney Spears)

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

He’s the new temp.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts?

Amy

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigRedHusker_X
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Duckduckgo
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Geometry sucks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kash30
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Orion's belt
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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