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Here's a list of the cases I'm looking over at the moment. They'll likely eventually get spun off into posts (or series of posts) of their own. This list will change over time and I'll edit it as that happens (or make a new one if this one is no longer editable). No promises for any particular schedule but I'll stop in from time to time with statuses and such. I welcome suggestions for what cases to look into - that's what put a lot of these on the list. It pleases me to be of use.
If this all becomes ungainly enough to navigate, I'm willing to look into the possibility of creating a subreddit for these posts but I don't have any specific approach in mind for that. In the meantime, the Completed Series section contains links to masterposts for each individual series.
As of 11/18/21, here's what I'm looking into and a rough status of each. Inactive cases are never truly inactive, of course, and even when something is mostly wrapped up I'll still come back to it from time to time.
COMPLETED SERIES:
The Boulder Incident - The short life and terrible death of JonBenet Ramsey. In 1996, a six-year-old girl was found dead in the basement of her home in Boulder, Colorado. The case became national news, and since that day, her family has lived under a cloud of suspicion. Thanks to the wealth of evidence available, there's enough information that we can see a most likely answer to the question of who murdered JonBenet Ramsey, and why.
The Swann Street Incident - The lonesome death and phenomenal life of Robert Wone. Suggested by a reader. In 2006, a lawyer named Robert Wone arrived at the home of a close friend in Washington, DC, intending to crash in the guest room so he didn't have to commute home and back in the morning. Seventy-nine minutes after he walked in the door, one of the house's residents called 911 in a panic, reporting that Robert Wone had been stabbed to death. It only gets stranger from there. But by the end, we'll discover who murdered Robert Wone, and why Robert Wone is dead.
The Incident on Saratoga Trail - The annihilation of the Watts family. Suggested by a reader. In 2018, a man named Christopher Watts receive
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It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
