23 Hilarious Will's Future Puns

Will glass coffins be popular in the future?

Remains to be seen.

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👤︎ u/Rick-Danger

📅︎ Oct 14 2021

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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 01 2021

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In the future, historians will call 2020 the Hindsight year because we have clearly seen it all

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👤︎ u/JokerJangles123

📅︎ Aug 07 2020

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If the price of oil futures goes any deeper, it will hit oil.

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👤︎ u/JaredLiwet

📅︎ Apr 21 2020

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In the future it will be possible to incubate humans in artificial uteri. If you want yours in the one by the window, it will be more expensive.

After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view.

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👤︎ u/Ivegot_back

📅︎ Jun 17 2020

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A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?

She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.

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👤︎ u/danielsoft1

📅︎ Feb 10 2020

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George Washington predicted that some day in the future, a dollar bill will contain his likeness.

In that sense, he was on the money.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 09 2020

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Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.

It's an new Al-Gore-rithm

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👤︎ u/jonnyprophet

📅︎ Nov 23 2019

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This guy (showing off his tan lines) will be a great dad in the future

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👤︎ u/madhoe

📅︎ Oct 13 2013

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If you could predict what scents you will smell in the future...

...you would be Nose-tradamus

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👤︎ u/ninety-five95

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.

Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.

Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.

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👤︎ u/Diehardpuns

📅︎ Feb 22 2019

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I strongly believe that Highlighters will be the only thing used in the future.

Mark my words.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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Why will typists quit in the future?

They'll get key bored and shift to space bartending.

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👤︎ u/lobsterbash

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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In the near future we will have cyborgs but they won't have bottoms.

They'll have robutts

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👤︎ u/aiandi

📅︎ Apr 24 2019

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Say what you will, the people who deliver us letters are our future.

They are post-men.

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👤︎ u/RICLOL56

📅︎ Nov 24 2018

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In the future, what will we call robots that are programmed to act like grandma?

Nanabots

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👤︎ u/silentpl

📅︎ Jan 25 2019

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In the future, when we've moved on to other technologies and protocols, USB will no longer be used.

Then all we will have left is the USB memory.

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👤︎ u/exinferris

📅︎ Aug 09 2018

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What type of religion will future colonies on the moon follow?

I'm not sure, but it definitely will be Moonotheisitic

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👤︎ u/ChaoticGoodBrewing

📅︎ Nov 20 2017

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My son will make a great future dad

As we were pulling into our driveway yesterday

Me: Look at all those crows in the yard

Son: We should call the police

Me: Why?

Son: We just saw a murder

Groan

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👤︎ u/pieohmi

📅︎ Feb 21 2014

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If you're sad you can cryo self to sleep... maybe the future will be better

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👤︎ u/Query_Friend

📅︎ Jan 07 2017

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Will Glass Coffins be the Casket of the Future?

Remains to be seen.

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👤︎ u/restisconfettii

📅︎ Jun 22 2021

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One day in the near future, Canada will take over the world.

And then we will all be sorry.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 30 2018

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Some day in the near future, Canada will take over the world.

And then we will all be sorry.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 09 2018

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