I asked my dad if he wanted to play wii golf...

He said it sounds like a very small game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garwald
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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I saw a frenchmen playing a Wii.

He called it a Yes Box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Just some puns

1: I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea. 2: Can February March? No, but April May. 3: I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 4: Never trust an atom, they make up everything! 5: Β I made a pun about the wind but it blows. 6: I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off! 7: What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabee! 8: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink! 9: I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricardo_my_man
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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My kids were playing on the Nintendo Wii

After a little while, they started to argue because one was bored with the game.

"Hey, bud, maybe you should do something else for a while. I think you've had too much ennui."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosTechnician
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2015
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Why has Nintendo stopped producing the Wii U?

It was time for a Switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hankosha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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Nintendo should manufacture a portable Wii called the Wee Wii.

Kid’s of all ages love playing with their Wee Wii.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Got my sister while playing Mario Kart.

My sister and I were playing Mario Kart on the Wii U, and after her squeezing the Wiimote for 4 races, the imprint of the "2" button started to show on her finger.

Her: "Ow. It looks like I have a wii injury"

Me: "It looks pretty big to me"

At least I came in first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_RoundCube_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2015
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I saw a frenchmen playing a Wii.

He called it a Yes Box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrtestcat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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