26 Hilarious Why Lady Why Puns

Why did the old lady fall into the waterhole?

She couldn't see that well.

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👤︎ u/AbominableIceman

📅︎ Apr 23 2021

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Why does “laddies” mean men but “ladies” means women?

Because “ladies” is missing a D.

I’ll show myself out now.

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👤︎ u/Reckoner65

📅︎ Aug 10 2020

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Why are men attracted to cleaning ladies?

Because they deter gents

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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Who is this Amanda Lorian lady and why is she so popular?

Seriously...

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👤︎ u/Ryan56k

📅︎ Dec 15 2019

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Why did the mushroom get all the ladies?

He’s a fungi.

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👤︎ u/unsaneasylum

📅︎ Jan 19 2020

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I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,

"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."

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👤︎ u/slowshot

📅︎ Jan 08 2020

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I was asked why I pushed over an old lady at the bank today

I mean, she told me to check her balance

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👤︎ u/brandschain

📅︎ Apr 29 2019

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I made a lady laugh at work. I asked her why she was returning these kids clothes and she said she husband didn't like them. I replied that he must be very tiny.

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👤︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez

📅︎ Oct 15 2019

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Why do ladies love Jesus?

He’s well hung

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👤︎ u/dwilson1410

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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Why does Lady Gaga always have concerts?

She lives for the applause.

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👤︎ u/brendeng27bb

📅︎ Aug 18 2019

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Why are all the other lady planets jealous of Saturn

Why are all the lady planet jealous of Saturn?

Because it has so many rings!

Complements of my wife.

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👤︎ u/constantlysurprisedk

📅︎ Nov 30 2017

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Why was the lady crawling on the floor at the grocery store?

She was looking for low prices.

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👤︎ u/ohhfasho

📅︎ Aug 25 2017

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

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👤︎ u/aslan9lion

📅︎ Mar 06 2015

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Why couldn't the lady bug hear what one aphid said to another?

It was a pest aside.

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👤︎ u/bobbymack44212

📅︎ Feb 12 2017

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Why wasn't the pterodactyl a hit with the ladies?

He suffered from air-reptile dysfunction.

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👤︎ u/mrtitkins

📅︎ Nov 24 2014

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Why did the old lady fall in the well?

She couldn’t see that well.

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👤︎ u/pitmule

📅︎ Apr 08 2021

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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

Because she didn't see that well

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👤︎ u/Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock

📅︎ Apr 12 2021

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You know why the old lady fell down the well ?

She couldn’t see that well.

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👤︎ u/Messicanhero

📅︎ Sep 19 2020

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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She couldn’t see that well

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👤︎ u/Stalins_Uncle

📅︎ Feb 17 2019

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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She couldn’t see that well

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👤︎ u/that-_one-_guy

📅︎ Aug 11 2018

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Why did the old lady walk into the well?

Because she didn’t see that well!!!

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👤︎ u/privacykee

📅︎ Feb 26 2019

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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn’t see that well

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👤︎ u/that-_one-_guy

📅︎ Mar 14 2018

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Why did the old lady fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well

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👤︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids

📅︎ Jul 04 2017

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Why did the old lady fall down the well?

She couldn’t see that well

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👤︎ u/Lumber__Zach

📅︎ May 05 2018

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Why did the blind lady fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

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👤︎ u/waxsway

📅︎ Jan 26 2017

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Why did the blind lady fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well

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👤︎ u/DavidPH

📅︎ May 06 2016

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