A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
you know why I don’t like eating small types of fish
because they are little fishy
Wanna know why I like to do yard work?
It really takes the hedge off!
People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market
I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
Why would I buy flowers when I don't like them!
I don’t get why people like fancy-cut cheese so much.
It’s not bad or anything, I just think it’s overgrated.
My infant son is a bit constipated. My wife was like "I want to weigh him today" and I said that's not a good idea. She asked why...
Because he is full of shit.
She responded "you shouldn't say that"
I responded "what he just lies all day."
Real convo
I have figured out why none of my friends like my cheesy jokes and puns.
They are laughtose intolerant.
Do you know why I like windows?
You can always see right through them.
"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
I was asked why I like big breasts.
I always believed that it's the mammary that counts.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, “why is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!
Some people were wondering why I like American cheese so much
I don't know why, but I really don't like shoes.
I just can't help looking down on them.
Robert E. Lee once said: "I like whiskey. I always did. And that is why I never drink it."
But that's just generally speaking.
I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?
I can’t see why everyone likes bananas
I just don’t see the a-peal
Dad: I don't like those trees over there Son: Why not dad?
I don't get why people like horses
nothing but a bunch of neigh-sayers
wanna know why I like forks?
because spoons are pointless
Do you know why I like egg jokes?
I don’t know why I couldn’t convince my wife she would like the set of knives I made her for Mother’s Day.
I made several good points.
I don’t understand why people like traffic jams so much.
They always line up for it.
People sometimes ask why I like going to the woods
I don't know why but I laughed at this for like 5 minutes
I met a French guy at my interpreter-training class, we were having conversation about food. And suddenly he said, I like snails.. Why don't Americans eat snails? I was thinking for a second and replied
Because... maybe they like fast food
Why does the communist like the Laws of reflection? Because I=R
Because I = Our, get it? (I am aware of the pronoun change, this is a joke mate)
Explains why I don’t like that cereal
My coworker asked me why I was walking around like a duck and being so hyper, I told her "It's because I'm addicted to quack"
You know why I like warm weather? It keeps me warm.
Don't worry, that's just my warm-up joke.
As much as I'd like to claim this as mine, credit goes to a friend of mine for this one.
Do you know why I like nomads?
Because they are never mad.
You know why I like bird puns?
Because toucan play at that game.
I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
I asked my wife why she likes reading books about black holes.
She said “because they are timeless”.
You know why I like you guys?
We're all on the same page.
I made a lady laugh at work. I asked her why she was returning these kids clothes and she said she husband didn't like them. I replied that he must be very tiny.
Do you know why i like to tell healthcare jokes?
Eh, I guess it couldn't hurt to tell you.
My boyfriend asked me why I like showering in boiling hot water
I told him a snack tastes better cooked.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
I don’t like liquid desserts, but I don’t know why
Something about them is just off-pudding
Do you know why I don’t like stairs?
Because they’re always up to something
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