A list of puns related to "Why Do They Call It"
Cause it's an old timer.
Because they make people vanish. NOW GET INSIDE!
Cause it’s sum-more school.
(My dad made that up on the fly and I am so proud of him.)
Because it cuts things into two, so now you have a pair.
My 15-year-old had to think about this for a minute... Then he goes "Wait, doesn't every knife do that?" Congratulations, son, that's called critical thinking.
Cause nobody wants to eat cow ass.
Because there’s so many knights!
It's a long story...
It’s a long story...
Because they all left
Maybe it’s because the rest is so logical...
Because it lacks potential
Because it's doing just fine.
Because if you win, you get a “lotto” money.
Most of it is Steve McQueen and Robert Evans money.
‘Cause I “kilt” the last guy who called it a skirt.
Because you meet all the 'B' people there.
Isn't it kind of rude to call her a cow?
When it's clearly a Father Figure.
Because rolling a boulder would be a lot harder.
Because it will haunt your bowels forever.
Because religion changes you.
There's actually plenty of space.
Because you’ll be asking Tupperware did all the darn lids go
Because it’s attached to you humerus!
When it is clearly a Father Figure.
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