What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?
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Someone who likes playing racing games online is...
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I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
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What do you call a French Buddhist who likes lemons?
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Why is it so hard to get a date with a girl who likes horses?
Because she is already in a stable relationship...
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What do you call someone who doesn't like racing of any kind?
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What do you call a father or a mother who's kid looks a lot like them ?
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How do you call someone who likes to read on the summer?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I like to shout out to the people who...
...don't know what the opposite of in is!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I finally hooked up with the girl who said, βYouβre like a brother to meβ.
I said, βWell, if you incestβ.
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Why do cannibals like people who vape?
Because they have popcorn lungs!
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What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?
Audiofilephile.
What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?
Audiophile file.
What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?
Audiofilephilephile.
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Who likes physics?
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That actor who doesnβt like To share with no one
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What do you call a sailor who you donβt like?
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What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
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I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)
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What do you call a dentist who doesnβt like tea?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I like to think the person who invented the umbrella called it brella.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who donβt like change.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I like to reminisce about the surgeon who removed my spine.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
A lot of people think that Avril, who sang songs like "Complicated", is dead.
This is untrue, she is actually still Lavigne.
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What do you call vegan men who like other men?
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What do you call someone who doesn't like tractors any more?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I'm trying to find new friends who like to urinate together...
I need a new pee-er group.
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Why do waiters like people who fall over gracefully?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What do you call a barista who likes to tell jokes?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to βYlerβ. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
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I met a woman who makes face masks for people in need during the pandemic, but it looked like she was getting overwhelmed by all the work.
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I donβt trust people on the west coast who donβt like seafood.
Thereβs something fishy about them.
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I had a friend who knew when people felt like they want to urinate...
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︎ May 26 2020
My friend who really likes dinosaurs is sick so I got him a Welloceraptor egg.
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What do you say about someone who likes being burned while they BBQ.
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What do you call a narcoleptic male cow who likes to smash things up?
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What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?
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What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?
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I donβt like people who take drugsβ¦
For example, airport security.
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What do you call someone who dresses like a cowboy?
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To all those who didnβt like my Autumn leaves joke...
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︎ Mar 01 2020
What do you call an anti-semitic person who like dice games?
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︎ Feb 28 2020
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
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What do you call a teacher who doesnβt like to fart in public?
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