Dad joke in history class

Back in high school a friend and I had a history class together, and the teacher was giving a difficult verbal quiz about Europe in the 1600's. His turn was coming up.

Friend: leans over to me and whispers "Hey, what was the 30 Years War about?"

Me: whispers back "Uhhh... I think it was about 30 years."

Friend: glare

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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Naming children

Had a bunch of friends with new babies recently and a few jokes for children's names came up. Would love to hear more.

1 - For wives who want their husbands to help in the middle of the night diaper changes, name your son Gotham. So at night you can whisper "Gotham needs you@ and your hubby can play batman

2 - Name your son Luke to relive Star Wars "Luke, I'm your father"

3 - name your daughter Sparta so when you introduce her you can say "THIS IS SPARTA!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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