What's the opposite of Microsoft Office?

Macrohard Onfire.

Ps: not my original joke, shared from a WhatsApp group.

👍︎ 9
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
🚨︎ report
My Dad should be the king of this subreddit:

I told my family via our family Whatsapp chat group that I had just found out that one of my wisdom teeth had decided to grow horizontally into the root of the next tooth requiring both teeth to be extracted. My Dad replies with this.... https://imgur.com/a/XbGg5KB

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/noguarde
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Dad joke vs Rush Hour

Takes from a WhatsApp group chat-

Mum: Running late bus has broken down on the motorway.

Dad: You should have taken the car.

👍︎ 16
💬︎
👤︎ u/redhood84
📅︎ Jul 21 2017
🚨︎ report
My dad's response to a simple instruction

My family has a whatsapp group. We are discussing flight arrivals. My brother sends his flight info and the conversation moves on.

Dad: Brother, when do you reach? Mom: Look above Dad: I only see the roof!

👍︎ 4
💬︎
📅︎ Nov 25 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.