I told my daughter, βGo to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.β Puzzled, she asked, βWhatβs that got to do with anything?β I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
"Itβs pasture bedtime!β
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I told my son to go find out what "nada" means in english
But he came back with nothing
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︎ Apr 01 2021
What does the word βstoolβ mean?
- Something you want to sit on
- Something you donβt want to sit on
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︎ May 13 2021
His son asked him βWhat does it mean to be a Man?β...
He replied: A man is someone who is responsible and takes care of his family.β
Son: I hope one day I grow up to be a man just like Mom!
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What do you call a mean potato?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
My son asked me, βWhat does dΓ©jΓ vu mean?β
I said, βI have a feeling you asked me this before.β
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︎ Mar 09 2021
So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means?
It's not the end of the world.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Son: What does bargain mean?
Dad: Well, it means a great deal, actuallyβ¦
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My son asked me what does gay mean
Me: it's means being happy
Son: so are you gay dad?
Me: no son, I have an wife
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Dad: βHow are your grades, son?β Son: βTheyβre underwater, Dad.β Dad: βWhat do you mean, underwater?β
Son: βTheyβre below C levelβ
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you mean, marsupials are happy?
Yeah man, they are joeyfull!
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︎ Mar 15 2021
After seeing a dead bird I had to tell my 4 year old what it means.
I said
it Δt :
pro. Used to refer to that one previously mentioned. Used of a nonhuman entity; an animate being whose sex is unspecified, unknown, or irrelevant; a group of objects or individuals; an action; or an abstraction.
pro. Used as the subject of an impersonal verb.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
In a recent poll people were asked what they thought Γ· means
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What kind of running means you will have to walk?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
An Honest Werewolf : "What do you mean? I am not a werewolf"
A Random Seer : "Either you are lying or you are an unawerewolf"
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Me: Can you tell me what βpourquoiβ means? Wife: βwhyβ
Me: because I really want to know
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︎ Feb 12 2021
A child with a speech impediment is dressed as a pirate. A man asks what are you. He says he is a birate. You mean a pirate? Yes a birate. Oh well then where are your buccaneers?
On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?
A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...
(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Are you sure you know what gaslighting means?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What does IDK mean ?
Apparently everyone I ask doesnβt know.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Does anyone know what LGBTQ means?
No one is giving me a straight answer
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Iβve been asking people what LGBTQ means
Nobody will give me a straight answer.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Every time I ask my son what a new phrase means, he tells me to google it.
Kids these days have a lot of slang for a killer clown movie.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Know what it means when the mods remove some of your posts?
That they've taken a fence!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I don't know what the word "stubborn" means
But I won't stop until I figure it out.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just wonβt come. Sheβs tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said βany means necessary.β
To which I replied βNo it doesnβt.β
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Do you know what it means if you have a headache?
It means you have a head.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What did the otter tell the mean beaver?
Dam, you otter beavery kind.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Itβs 1066 and you know what that means?
I shouldnβt have bought my watch second hand.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What does love mean?
Zero in tennis, and everything in life.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I can't figure out what IDK means....
no one else seems to know either.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Finland has closed its borders, You know what that means...
No one will cross the Finnish line
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
When I was in the Army, the drill Sergeant once shouted at me, WHAT DOES SURRENDER MEAN ?!!
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︎ Aug 27 2020
"Hey dad, what does gay mean?" The boy asked his dad
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︎ Dec 01 2018
What do you call a bossy and mean potato?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Itβs okay if you have no idea what βprefixβ means.
Itβs not the end of the word.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Whatβs green and mean and stabs you when you hug It
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︎ Aug 21 2020
For anyone out there that doesn't know what introspection means..
They need to take a long hard look at themselves.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
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︎ May 06 2020
What do you call mean poultry?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What does this mean??
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︎ Jan 31 2020
What does je ne sais quoi mean?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
My son asks me, "What does gay mean?"
Me: "It means 'happy,"
Son: "Oh, so are you gay, then?"
Me: "No, son, I have a wife."
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︎ Apr 25 2019
So what if I donβt know what apocalypse means?
Itβs not the end of the world!
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︎ Jul 06 2020
It is okay if you donβt know what βprefixβ means.
Itβs not the end of the word.
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︎ Jul 14 2019
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