What's some good advice to give to a musician who is about to cross the street?
C sharp or you'll B flat.
Based off an earlier /u/TheTwitchDJ joke: What good is a prolific author on sorcery when their work is full of...
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
Dad: What do you call a verb that is very good at something?
Me trying to outsmart Dad: Adverb!
Dad: Proverb
What is a good job for a fish that has perfect pitch?
Guitar tuna
Sorry, this is really bad even by dad joke standards.
My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”
Me: Cats. Cats love fish.
What do you call the act of rummaging around in a purse by a warthog that is good at talking to women?
What is a good tea plantation called?
What is a good name for a cover band?
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours?
What is common between a boxer, a successful music producer and a good fisherman
How can you tell when a farmer is really good at what he does?
When he's outstanding in his field
What do you call someone who wears a black mask and is only kind of good at word play?
Do you know what is a good hole food?
What do you call a girl who is good at catching fish?
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
What is a good relationship between two people named James called?
What do you call a construction worker who is good at matchmaking?
What do you call a communist who is good at shooting?
What is the only thing a Dell is good for?
What type of computer is a good singer?
What kind of rock is a really good friend?
What do you call a surgeon who is really good in bed?
What do you call a reptile that is good at math?
My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”
“A cat” I said. “Cats love fish.
What is the difference between a good joke and?
what do you call a communist who is good with a gun?
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