If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?
you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood
Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
If H20 is water, what's H2O4?
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
If you are Russian when headed to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week?
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?
What would happen if Iran became communist?
If Spiderman's secret identity is Peter Parker, what's his dog's secret identity?
What do you get if you die from Coronavirus?
So what if I can't spell armageddon?
It's not the end of the world.
If your left shoe was a Pokemon, what would it evolve into?
What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
If you fell off a ladder, what would you fall against?
What are you if you take care of a chicken?
My Wife Constantly Asks If I’m Listening to What She’s Saying
Such a weird way to start a conversation.
What did the German man say when asked if he could count past 8?
What would Hitler be called if he was Blind.
What do you do if you are addicted to seaweed?
Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes on your cake day?
Fat, you get fat!! You thought you’d get a pi joke on my cake day?!!
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everybody.
If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?
What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?
Same shit, different day.
What happens if you drink too much history?
European History.
H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.
A dad and son drove by a golf course next to a few houses the son asked “what happens if the ball lands in the house”
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
What do you call someone who doesn't know if Xmas is real or not?
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?
If Ben Franklin were still alive today, what would he be best known for?
What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?
5-card stud or stirrup poker?
What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system
What do you call a pasta that's not too bad but could be better if it was cooked a little longer?
What does a vampire bite if he wants something sweet?
What happens if you punch a frequency
What? If i can tell you an awesome dinosaur joke..?
.. Well, you bet Jurassican!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
So what if I can't spell armageddon?
It's not the end of the world.
Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
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