What does the Yiddish word 'bupkis' mean?
“Hey dad, what does being gay mean?”
-It means you are happy.
“So are you gay, Dad?”
-Ofcourse not, I have a wife
My Latina wife said I was “muy perezoso”. I said “what the hell does that even mean??” She told me to look it up.
My dad: Hey, what does “I surrender” mean?
Me: I give up.
Dad: Why? The question wasn’t that hard.
Jim: "I got a text message the other day that said IDK. What does that mean?"
Jack: "I don't know."
Jim: "Neither do I."
What does it mean when the macaroni has gone bad?
It’s pasta expiration date.
Me to wife: What does 'nicht' mean?
Wife: It's "not" in german.
Me: That's good to know, but what does it mean?
What does it mean when your nose runs and your feet smell?
You're built upside down!
What does Innuendo mean in Italy?
I asked a couple of my gay friends what does LBGTQ mean?
I couldn’t get a straight answer…
Bonus joke:
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
They/Them
(They slash them)
My son: Dad, what does the word “inconsequential” mean?
Me: Don’t worry about it. It’s not that important.
What does idk mean?
I'll ask someone else then.
what does it mean when a MOD cant throw a ball
It means he's DISCORDnated
His son asked him “What does it mean to be a Man?”...
He replied: A man is someone who is responsible and takes care of his family.”
Son: I hope one day I grow up to be a man just like Mom!
What does "Oktoberfest" mean?
It's OK to Beer Fest!
(ed: yes, it's an overplayed beer ad in New England)
What does it mean to be twice as feminine?
My son asks me, "What does gay mean?"
Me: "It means 'happy,"
Son: "Oh, so are you gay, then?"
Me: "No, son, I have a wife."
"Hey dad, what does gay mean?" The boy asked his dad
My son asked me, “What does déjà vu mean?”
I said, “I have a feeling you asked me this before.”
Son: What does bargain mean?
Dad: Well, it means a great deal, actually…
“Dad, what does ‘onomatopoeia’ mean?”
“… well, what does it sound like?”
What does "IDK" mean?
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
What does the word “stool” mean?
- Something you want to sit on
- Something you don’t want to sit on
I asked my dad, “What does Entropy mean?”
He said, “It isn’t what it used to be.”
What does it mean when your kid misses his school bully?
You need to make him practice aiming.
I keep asking what does LGBT mean
I can’t even get a straight answer
What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?
Please help. What does this pun mean? I've been staring at it for 3 hours. Friend who went to Crete.
A child asks his dad, what does a solar eclipse mean.
His dad replied, "no son".
What does IDK mean ?
Apparently everyone I ask doesn’t know.
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?
A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...
(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )
What does love mean?
Zero in tennis, and everything in life.
What does je ne sais quoi mean?
I asked my friend what does idk mean
“Watson, what does constipation mean?”
What does La Quinta mean in Spanish?
What does E = mc^2 mean?
Energy = My Coffee squared
My daughter asked me "what does infinity mean"?
I told her it means everything to me.
My son asked me: "what does procrastination mean dad?" I replied:
What does it mean when the doctor tells you that you have bladder infection?
Son: dad, what does it mean to be a man? Dad: It means to be the one that command! To be the one that take all the decisions at home.
One day I want to be a man like mom :)
I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: "What does surrender mean?" I said: "I give up!"
I asked a lot of my gay friends what does LGBTQ+ mean.
I couldn't get a straight answer.
My son asked me what does gay mean
Me: it's means being happy
Son: so are you gay dad?
Me: no son, I have an wife
Son: What does the word naive mean?
Dad: It's not a real word.
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