True story: So we were out today and sat at a table for some food. My 4yo asked what the holes and and notches were in the wood and my wife says “they are knot holes”.
Miss4 says “if they are not holes, what are they?”
Fathers of reddit what are some good softball puns that I can use?
I have a girl I want to woo and take her to prom but I need some good material that is funny and gets to the point, I know this isn’t a joke but i really wanna take her to prom
What are some good dad jokes
P.s. my best friend is going through rough breakup right now and I want to keep her mind off of her ex.
I dug up an ant hill and some of these ants had two little balls on their abdomen. What are they?
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”
the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”
What are some of the most overused puns?
What do you call someone who thinks that some birthmarks are superior to there birthmarks?
What are some famous stereotypes around the world?
What are some other name puns like Hugh Mungus, Ben Dover, Phillip Mahole, Eric Shin...?
My friend phoned me. 'I just stole some goatskin,' he said breathlessly, 'and now the police are chasing me. What should I do?'
I said, 'Hide?'
He said, 'Yes, that's what goatskin is.'
My wife had two crowns put on her teeth yesterday. She was complaining about the pain and the dentist gave her some medication for it. We are talking later and she said that she waited too long between the first and second pill and her teeth started to ache again. I asked her what time that was.
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
There are some strange things in the world. But you want to what's really odd?
Numbers that aren't divisible by 2.
What are some good puns for the name "Vicky" or "Victoria?
Anything that's relatively clean is fine. I'm really desperate.
What are some dad stereotypes?
Pioneer... Sony... Panasonic, etc
A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, “What are you doing climbing my tree?” “Well, I’m coming up here to eat some pears.” says the elephant.
“You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”
“Well I brought my own pears.”
Wife: What are some names of orchids?
Me: Free Willy
Wife: I said "orCHIDS"
Me: Baby Free Willy?
Wife: Shame on you
Me: No, but Shamu would work
*Posted on mobile, please forgive formatting issues
What are some good valentines science puns to woo the ladies?
What are some of the punniest movies/TV shows you know?
What are some advantages of living in Switzerland.
I'm not sure... From an outside perspective though, the flag looks like a big plus.
Reddit, what are some of the punniest things you can say about food?
Go ahead and dish it out, nothing is too cheesy for me.
What are some punny volleyball names that reference Disney?
So far I can only think of: Net It Go!
What are some of your favorite April Fools day pranks to play on friends/ SOs?
(Advice) What are some squirrel puns...need ideas for retirement party?
One of our support staff is retiring. She's been with us for about 10 years. She is known as "squirrel", her nickname from high school.
What are some puns I can use? I plan to have several small squirrel figures holding "signs" wishing her a happy journey, but want to be creative. This will be for a small room with food, cake, coffee, and good company.
What are some of the most predictable Dad joke setups you know?
The ones before written language
What are some good puns?
My brother's birthday is coming up and he is a huge fan of puns. I would like to give him a card with puns in it but unfortunately I don't have a talent for it. Edit: some context. He likes every sort of pun there is, and enjoys video games and food.
More "punny" than "jokey", but still...that's what some dads are like.
This guy I know sent his buddy 10 puns in hopes that one would make him laugh...but no pun in ten did.
I'll just show myself out.
Some people are the exact opposite of what they post online...
...maybe they should call it 2facebook
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