Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
I wanted to start making tutorials since there isnt very many, here is what ive learned and wanted to share with the community. I prefer written tuts other than videos because i can go at my own pace. If the community would prefer a video tutorial I can provide that.
To start, I am using "Assembly 2021.06.25.16.20.00-dev" for this tutorial.
Open a multiplayer map in assembly. I used armory.map (Rat's Nest).
Extract the "mulg" tag
https://preview.redd.it/2q84tpryq9871.png?width=362&format=png&auto=webp&s=d643cb39b6a40448afcd600be8929f56287f12fc
The "wgtz" tag
https://preview.redd.it/2b2ct260r9871.png?width=364&format=png&auto=webp&s=2493b642cfcd01a3f319a66bdf5ce296cda9d196
And go down to scenery and extract the "respawn_point_invisible" tag.
https://preview.redd.it/skolpgy0r9871.png?width=349&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d69035c2d0a789a047dbd034ca92084e1c3ca3a
Now we are done with the multiplayer map!
Next youre going to open your Campaign map that you want to use. I suggest Tsavo Highway (030_outskirts.map)
(NOT ALL OF THE WILL WORK RIGHT AWAY I WILL HAVE ANOTHER POST, IN THE NEAR FUTURE, ON HOW TO FIX THOSE ISSUES)
Next youre going to scroll to the "mulg" tag on the campaign map and rename it to something different and then save the tag names at the bottom.
https://preview.redd.it/6tza8ru1r9871.png?width=267&format=png&auto=webp&s=580ff083610f601e78facc39dd4671ee92ae158b
https://preview.redd.it/02slfqf2r9871.png?width=355&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ff87667ad470dd5ac7e9708c8ca42ed4cf8f800
Next you will need to import, into the campaign map, the 3 tags you just extracted from the multiplayer map
https://preview.redd.it/ty7lhohbr9871.png?width=253&format=png&auto=webp&s=71ec1e75a12512c25384150f20870784469c5f15
The "mulg" tag will freeze assembly, let it load because its going to take a few minutes (about 10 minutes for me). Go ahead and save those tag names again after completion.
Next open your "matg" globals tag. You're going to assign the wgtz tag reference in globals, and change the mulg tag to the new one we imported, see screenshot below.
https://preview.redd.it/xni87arsr9871.png?width=844&format=png&auto=webp&s=e798ef3ceaad4a85dc0be20acbf5260d8d55a9f5
Next, within the matg tag still, look for player representation, click your drop down in the top right of this subsection, and change 2 and 3 to look like the screenshot below.
https://preview.r
... keep reading on reddit ➡She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
You look for the fresh prints!
Transparent
(sorry it sucks, it's like 2:30 in the morning right now and I haven't slept)
(Edit: holy shit! I wasn't expecting this to get so many upvotes. Also thanks for the awards guys, I really appreciate it!)
It’s a dad-ly disease.
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldn’t mean a thing 😉
Oops, wrong sub.
I'd accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Attire
