610 northbound ramp to Westheimer Road to close for 6-7 months communityimpact.com/houst…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanniyi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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New intersection solution at Westheimer and Montrose. Zero way stop, little arrows confusingly drawn on the road, weird curbs to drive over while drunk, and longer pedestrian crossing distances to maximize opportunities for vehicular manslaughter
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2021
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This was my uncle's gulf service station at Gessner and Westheimer in 1965. Gessner was a dirt road that ended at buffalo bayou.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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This was my uncle's gulf service station at Gessner and Westheimer in 1965. Gessner was a dirt road that ended at buffalo bayou.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RootHouston
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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River oaks area apt parking lot with flooded Westheimer Road behind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anjalimani22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Going east on westheimer, at what point can I use a road to get to i10?(road closures)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ceero_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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A revamp of lower Westheimer Road could include major changes houstonchronicle.com/news…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dugbegley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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What just happened on West Loop S frontage road just North of Westheimer?

I just saw from my building window some Patrol people digging in the grass of the median with a shovel and some civilians standing around. Left lane was closed because of this. Anyone have any idea what's going on?

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Westheimer Parkway between Fry Road and F.M. 1093 is now open. pct3.com/
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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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Westheimer Parkway between Fry Road and F.M. 1093 is now open. pct3.com/about/news
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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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Warning: If it rains again the roads will flood so be prepared: Cullen Park, Westheimer Parkway, Highway 6 on the northside, Eldridge on the northside
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SniXSniPe
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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Police: Road rage outside Walmart on Westheimer led to fatal crash | khou.com Houston khou.com/news/local/Road-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/liviaokokok
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2012
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Westheimer Road west of 610 is called Waterwall Dr. on Apple Maps. How long has it been like this? blog.chron.com/techblog/2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwightsilverman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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DAE get bad service from the Pizza Hut on 12120 Westheimer Road?

We have recently stopped ordering from them. But, I wanted to see if anyone else was affected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dalen52
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2010
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Proposing to my redditor gf tonight at the P.F. Chang's on Westheimer Road in Houston, Texas. she thinks we're just going to eat. Shhhhh! Here's the ring with my last name engraved on it. No upvotes pls.

EDIT: FRONTPAGE? REALLY GUYS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisthrwwy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2012
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Beautiful newly paved Montrose street with a bike trail πŸ₯³
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πŸ‘€︎ u/judeanking
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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Construction on Lawndale bike lane in east Houston to begin this month chron.com/news/houston-te…
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What is the craziest Houston city street to drive on?

Mine is S Post Oak between BW8 and 610. It’s literally like a mad dash/end of the world scenario where I literally feel like I may be run off the road for not going 60mph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JD_MCNUGENT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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Late night drive

What is the best route for a late night drive, preferably through Downtown, River Oaks, etc. I know my car people can help me out here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Babu_rao69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2021
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I wish Westheimer had more pedestrian bridges available.

I've always lived along this street and it's super dangerous for pedestrians, and there are so MANY that use Westheimer. Being able to get across the street peacefully and safely would benefit both the pedestrian and the drivers. Bridges could be set up all along Westheimer from 610 to Hwy 6.

I don't know how many times I've woken up to the news that someone was run over and killed on Westheimer overnight or in the early morning hours. In the evening people in fast cars and motorcycles love to drag race on the road.

Pedestrian bridges would also make it more enticing for Houstonians along Westheimer to actually get in their car less and walk to get to the Target across the street or get to the shopping center on a busy intersection. Those stores would more than likely see more customers and the streets would be less congested for through drivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilcheeb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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Which roads or areas in Houston are so narrow it makes you nervous when driving on it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyArnoldKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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These out of state drivers will be the death of me

Not because they’re bad drivers, but because I keep getting distracted trying to be nosy and read their plates to see where they’re from.

But honestly, did there used to be this many?? It seems like it’s dramatically increased since the pandemic but I don’t know if that’s just my perception of it. Just now I counted 2 Florida, 1 Minnesota, 1 New Mexico, and 1 Tennessee just on a 30 yard walk from the H‑E‑B doors to my car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandelionSkye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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Any stories from the 60s-80s about the energy corridor area?

I’d like to hear from people who grew up in this area, specifically the area surrounding the Dairy Ashford Roller Rink lol, I’m sure it was mostly rural, though. If you have pictures as well I’d love to see them! I grew up around that area and was always curious what it was like before I was born seeing as most of the houses and stuff seemed to have built up in the 60s and onward.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2021
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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