A list of puns related to "West Hartlepool"
Crystal Palace vs. Hartlepool United
AFC Bournemouth vs. Boreham Wood
Huddersfield Town vs. Barnsley
Peterborough United vs. QPR
Cambridge United vs. Luton Town
Southampton vs. Coventry City
Chelsea vs. Plymouth Argyle
Everton vs. Brentford
Kidderminster Harriers vs. West Ham United
Manchester United or Aston Villa vs. Middlesbrough
Tottenham Hotspur vs. Brighton & Hove Albion
Liverpool vs. Cardiff City
Stoke City vs. Wigan Athletic
Nottingham Forest or Arsenal vs. Leicester City
Manchester City vs. Fulham
Wolverhampton Wanderers vs. Norwich City
FA Cup third round draw begins at 7:00pm GMT
ITV4 and BBC website have coverage within the UK
....
Official Livestream
Third Round Draw | Emirates FA Cup 21-22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_GvVfOceE
....
Teams and draw numbers
https://www.thefa.com/news/2021/dec/03/emirates-fa-cup-third-round-proper-draw-details-20210312
Credit to u/arrrrr_matey for the information
Draw:
Boreham Wood/St. Albans vs AFC Wimbledon
Yeovil Town vs AFC Bournemouth
Stoke City vs Leyton Orient
Swansea City vs Southampton
Chelsea vs Chesterfield
Liverpool vs Shrewsbury Town
Cardiff City vs Preston North End
Coventry City vs Derby County
Burnley vs Huddersfield Town
West Brom vs Brighton
Kidderminster Harriers vs Reading
Leicester City vs Watford
Mansfield Town vs Middlesbrough
Hartlepool United vs Blackpool
Hull City vs Everton
Bristol City vs Fulham
Tottenham vs Morecambe
Millwall vs Crystal Palace
Port Vale vs Brentford
Swindon Town vs Manchester City
Wigan Athletic vs Blackburn Rovers
Luton Town vs Harrogate Town
Birmingham City vs Plymouth Argyle
Manchester United vs Aston Villa
Wolves vs Sheffield United
Newcastle United vs Cambridge United
Barnsley vs Ipswich/Barrow
Peterborough United vs Bristol Rovers
West Ham United vs Leeds United
QPR vs Rotherham United
Charlton Athletic vs Norwich City
Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal
#INNOCENT POSSUM'S PICKS:
Hey everyone,
The best day of the year is finally here!
Boxing day has always been the real Xmas day as far as I am concerned.
As for every year, I have saved up to go bigger, but do not feel obligated to copy.
Only stake what you can afford to!
Obviously, all of these are subject to being postponed between now and the 26th.
Fingers crossed we get at least the majority of them played...
Feel free to use my research as picks to avoid if you really want.
I just hope it helps some people get winners, somehow. :)
Best of luck if you do follow!
#MY PICKS:
NO. | FIXTURE: | COMPETITION: | WIN ODDS: |
---|---|---|---|
1. | WEST HAM Vs. Southampton | Premier League | @1.80 |
2. | Hull Vs. BLACKBURN | Championship | @2.35 |
3. | Accrington Vs. ROTHERHAM | League One | @1.70 |
4. | Lincoln Vs. MK DONS | League One | @2.30 |
5. | MANSFIELD Vs. Hartlepool | League Two | @1.90 |
6. | TRANMERE Vs. Barrow | League Two | @2.15 |
TOTAL: | 6-Fold | 1-6 | @67.88 |
.
BTTS:
Cheltenham Vs. Plymouth @1.72
Fleetwood Vs. Shrewsbury @1.80
Oldham Vs. Scunthorpe @1.83
Stockport Vs. Altrincham @1.83
Torquay Vs. Yeovil @1.61
Total: @16.80
.
#MY REASONING:
WEST HAM Vs. Southampton:
TEAM: | WEST HAM: | Southampton: |
---|---|---|
Position | 5th | 15th |
Overall Record | 8-4-5 | 3-8-6 |
Overall GD | 28:21 (+7) | 16:26 (+10) |
H/A Record | 4-2-2 | 1-3-5 |
H/A GD | 16:12 (+4) | 8:19 (-11) |
Last 5 Record | 1-2-2 | 0-3-2 |
Last 5 GD | 5:7 (-2) | 5:12 (-7) |
Last 5 H/A Record | 3-1-1 | 1-1-3 |
Last 5 H/A GD | 9:7 (+2) | 4:11 (-7) |
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Hull Vs. BLACKBURN:
TEAM: | Hull: | BLACKBURN: |
---|---|---|
Position | 19th | 3rd |
Overall Record | 6-5-12 | 12-6-5 |
Overall GD | 20:28 (+-8) | 41:27(+14) |
H/A Record | 3-3-5 | 4-4-3 |
H/A GD | 11:14 (-3) | 13:11 (+2) |
Last 5 Record | 2-2-1 | 5-0-0 |
Last 5 GD | 7:6 (+1) | 12:0 (+12) |
Last 5 H/A Record | 2-1-2 | 3-1-1 |
Last 5 H/A GD | 7:6 (+1) | 6:3 (+3) |
.
Accrington Vs. ROTHERHAM:
TEAM: | Accrington: | ROTHERHAM: |
---|---|---|
Position | 10th | 1st |
Overall Record | 9-3-10 | 14-5-3 |
Overall GD | 29:39 (-10) | 43:15 (+28) |
H/A Record | 6-1-4 | 6-3-1 |
H/A GD | 18:18 (+0) | 13:3 (+10) |
Last 5 Record | 3-0-2 | 4-1-0 |
Last 5 GD | 7:7 (+0) | 1 |
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
90': Blackburn Rovers 2-2 Luton Town
FT: Bristol City 0-0 Preston North End
FT: Coventry City 2-0 Middlesbrough
FT: Reading 3-3 Queens Park Rangers
FT: Sheffield United 6-2 Peterborough United
FT: Stoke City 2-1 Huddersfield Town
FT: Swansea City 0-0 Hull City
FT: West Bromwich Albion 1-1 Millwall
FT: Burton Albion 1-1 Gillingham
FT: Cambridge United 1-5 Lincoln City
FT: Charlton Athletic 1-2 Cheltenham Town
FT: Ipswich Town 2-5 Bolton Wanderers
FT: Milton Keynes Dons 1-0 Portsmouth
FT: Morecambe 3-4 AFC Wimbledon
FT: Oxford United 0-0 Wycombe Wanderers
FT: Plymouth Argyle 3-0 Sheffield Wednesday
FT: Rotherham United 2-4 Fleetwood Town
FT: Shrewsbury Town 1-1 Crewe Alexandra
FT: Sunderland 2-1 Accrington Stanley
FT: Wigan Athletic 2-1 Doncaster Rovers
FT: Crawley Town 2-1 Carlisle United
FT: Forest Green Rovers 1-0 Northampton Town
FT: Hartlepool United 1-0 Bristol Rovers
FT: Leyton Orient 4-0 Oldham Athletic
FT: Rochdale 1-0 Tranmere Rovers
FT: Salford City 1-0 Bradford City
FT: Scunthorpe United 0-4 Exeter City [](#sprite1-
... keep reading on reddit β‘Buenosdillas
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Hi! I was making notes for changing these things (and more) for my upcoming save, so I thought I could post it here so hopefully some can use it to make their edit and preparation faster.
Stadiums - focused mostly on England and cups. Clubs not mentioned have a real stadium or I needed not important to list (Europe). For England, I went through the stadiums and made sure they are visually as close as possible, with some variety. For European teams, you can mostly leave the stadium the same, just rename. There are some optional stadiums at the end as well.
Stadiums in Premier League:
Brentford - Stadion Neder - Brentford Community Stadium
Stadiums in Championship:
Barnsley - Ivy Lane - Oakwell
Birmingham - Stade Municipal - St. Andrews
Blackburm - Ivy Lane - Ewood Park
Blackpool - Molton road - Bloomfield Road
Bristol City - Forest Park Stadium - Ashton Gate
Coventry - Sanderson Park - Ricoh Arena
Derby County - Molton Road - Pride Park Stadium
Luton town - Court Lane - Kenilworth Road
Millwall - Ivy Lane - The Den
Nottingham F - Forest Park Stadium - City Ground
Peterborough - Court Lane - London road
Preston - Ivy Lane - Deepdale
Reading - Molton Road - Madejski Stadium
Stadiums in League One:
Accrington - Town Park - Crown Ground
A Wimbledon - Court Lane - Plough Lane
Bolton - Sanderson Park - Uni of Bolton Stadium
Burton Albion - Town Park - Pirelli Stadium
Cambridge - Town Park - Abbey Stadium
Chalton - Forest Park Stadium - The Valley
Cheltenham - Town Park - Whaddon Road
Crewe - Court Lane - Gresty Road
Doncaster - Molton Road - Keepmoat Stadium
Fleetwood Town - Crown Lane - Highbury Stadium
Gillingham - Crown lane - Priestfield Stadium
Ipswich - Ivy Lane - Portman Road
Lincoln - Court Lane - Sincil Bank
Milton keynes - Molton Road - Stadium MK
Morecambe - Aloha Park - Mazuma Stadium
Oxford United - Aloha Park - Kassam Stadium
Plymouth Argyle - Molton Road - Home park
Rotherham Utd - Molton Road - New York Stadium
Sheffield W - Ivy Lane - Hillsborough
Shrewsbury - Court Lane - New Meadow
Wigan Athletic - Ivy Lane - DW Stadium
Wycombe - Court Lane - Adams Park
Stadiums in League Two:
Barrow - Aloha Park - Holker Street
Bradford City - Ivy Lane - Valley Parade
Bristol Rovers - Court Lane - Memorial Stadium
Carlisle - Crown lane - Brunton Park
Colchester - Forest
... keep reading on reddit β‘You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
The rest of the ties of the draw:
Crystal Palace vs Hartlepool
Bournemouth vs Boreham Wood
Huddersfield Town vs Barnsley
Peterborough United vs QPR
Cambridge United vs Luton Town
Southampton vs Coventry
Chelsea vs Plymouth Argyle
Everton vs Brentford
Kidderminster vs West Ham
Spurs vs Brighton
Liverpool vs Cardiff
Stoke vs Wigan
Nottingham Forest or Arsenal vs Leicester
City vs Fulham
Wolves vs Norwich
Link to the stream of the draw on YouTube :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt9bxXVC5JI
Balls :
Ties :
Crystal Palace vs Hartlepool
Bournemouth vs Boreham Wood
Huddersfield Town vs Barnsley
Peterborough United vs QPR
Cambridge United vs Luton Town
Southampton vs Coventry City
Chelsea vs Plymouth Argyle
Everton vs Brentford
Kidderminster Harriers VS West Ham United
Manchester United or Aston Villa vs Middlesbrough
Tottenham Hotspur vs Brighton & Hove Albion
Liverpool vs Cardiff City
Stoke City vs Wigan Athletic
Nottingham Forest or Arsenal vs Leicester City
Manchester City vs Fulham
Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Norwich City
All 4th Round matches will be taking place February 4-7, 2022 i.e. between GW23 and GW24.
#4th Round Matches
Crystal Palace v Hartlepool United
AFC Bournemouth v Boreham Wood
Huddersfield Town v Barnsley
Peterborough United v Queens Park Rangers
Cambridge United v Luton Town
Southampton v Coventry City
Chelsea v Plymouth Argyle
Everton v Brentford
Kidderminster Harriers v West Ham United
Manchester United or Aston Villa v Middlesbrough
Tottenham Hotspur v Brighton & Hove Albion
Liverpool v Cardiff City
Stoke City v Wigan Athletic
Nottingham Forest v Leicester City
Manchester City v Fulham
Wolverhampton Wanderers v Norwich City
Who do you reckon we will get?
edit: who had Leeds at home? π
The full list is:
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