Dad Edward Snowden: Sorry, kids - we aren't going out tonight!

Snowden kids: Why dad, are you afraid of getting extradited this New Years' Eve?

Dad Edward Snowden: More than that!

Snowden kids: What?

Dad Edward Snowden: We couldn't go out if we wanted to!

Snowden kids: Why?

Dad Edward Snowden: Because we're all Snowden!

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If Edward Snowden ever gets a family, I wonder how long it would take him to look out at a winter day and say 'Looks like we're all Snowed In!'
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