A list of puns related to "Wendy Kingston"
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Hereβs a big list of self-proclaimed businesses (definitely not hundreds, though). Links are to screenshots. LMK if anythingβs broken.
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DINING/FOOD
** The Backyard has confirmed their indoor spaces are compliant **
Elgin Bowling Lanes/Pizza https://ibb.co/th8nzm2
Jakk Tuesdays restaurant Their building has a sign saying βsay no to vax passportsβ https://ibb.co/gyv3d8Z
Jackie Banas, Belleville Wild Wing, Brighton 401 KOA βStay strong! Even the Nazis didnβt rule forever.β https://ibb.co/0XzfZmg
Silly Yak (gluten free food) βWe believe in personal choice and medical privacy.β https://ibb.co/0DMz5ZD
Pig & Olive (donβt care about masks) https://twitter.com/LisasEyeRoll/status/1435568879636553728?s=20
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FITNESS/GYMS
H3O2 Training βI will never discriminate or ask you to wear a useless mask.β https://ibb.co/Zzvkb6F
Rebelle Fit fitness βWe will never discriminate and will always be pro choice/pro freedom.β https://ibb.co/MkGPB7N
Resolution Fitness Personal training, virtual bootcamps, online coaching βI have never discriminated against anyone. Iβm not about to start.β https://ibb.co/gS0FkRX
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HAIR
Divine Hair Studio and Boutique, Napanee βYour body, your choice. My business, my choice!β https://ibb.co/KL4qt2s
Jimmy Hair Studio βWe will not divide or segregate based on any of this. All are welcome and we stand with this movement.β https://ibb.co/P4PRPxf
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CHURCH
Andrew DeBartolo, teaching elder at Encounter Church βWe have been meeting restriction-free and everyone is welcome to worship with us.β https://ibb.co/j4ZkMhp
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RETAIL/EVENTS/SERVICES
Rockridge Outfitters, Battersea βYour body and your personal choices are just that.β https://ibb.co/C0K84wc
Porter Pest Control βWill never request ANY medical information from anyoneβ¦ strongly against any medical discrimination and especially this new proposed segregation with the pa$$.β https://ibb.co/kK1V4XC
Uneekish shop, Lombardy βNo need mask if you donβt want to and you can wear if you feel more comfortable.β https://ibb.co/202fRXQ
Art Works - PLACE IN BELLEVILLE, NOT KINGSTON!! (Read to the bottom) https://ibb.co/RCkw9hs
Purposeful Painting, paint nights/fundraisers βI will not condemn or shame the unvaccinated which Turdeau literally commanded the vaccinated to doβ¦ Screw you TRUDEAU!β https://ibb.co/xSxgR2T
Kingston Mazimotorsports βAgainst health pass open to the publicβ¦β https://ibb.co/6vhv5rV
DedEye Axe Throwing, Belleville βHealth over status.β https://ibb.co/h2p95q
... keep reading on reddit β‘but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
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Κα΄Κα΄Κ Κα΄α΄ΚΚα΄: Ιͺ α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
Date: January 31, 2010
Venue: Philips Arena
Attendance: 16,697
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β’ ECW World Championship (Hardcore Match) - Shelton Benjamin (c) vs Carlito
β’ Unified WWE Tag Team Championship - D-Generation X (c) vs Straight Edge Society
β’ WWE Heavyweight Championship - John Cena (c) vs Kofi Kingston
β’ World Heavyweight Championship - The Undertaker (c) vsΒ Rey Mysterio
β’ Royal Rumble
Order of Entry
1._ Christian
2._ Dolph Ziggler
3._ Ezekiel Jackson
4._ David Hart Smith
5._ Cm Punk
6._ Zack Ryder
7._ Beth Phoenix
8._ Triple H
9._ The Miz
10._ Drew McIntyre
11._ Cody Rhodes
12._ Chris Masters
13._ John Morrison
14._ Matt Hardy
15._ Evan Bourne
16._ Ted Dibiase
17._ MVP
18._ Shawn Michaels
19._ Chris Jericho
20._ Sheamus
21._ Randy Orton
22._ Sgt. Slaughter
23._ Yoshi Tatsu
24._ Batista
25._ Jack Swagger
26._ Mark Henry
27._ Edge
28._ Big Show
29._ William Regal
30._ Kane
Order of Elimination
1._ Ezekiel Jackson (By Christian)
2._ David Hart Smith (By Cm Punk)
3._ Zack Ryder (By Beth Phoenix)
4._ Beth Phoenix (By Cm Punk)
5._ Dolph Ziggler (By Triple H)
6._ Chris Masters (By Drew McIntyre)
7._ Christian (By Triple H)
8._ Matt Hardy (By Cm Punk)
9._ MVP (By The Miz)
10._ The Miz (By John Morrison)
11._ Triple H (By Shawn Michaels)
12._ Evan Bourne (By Chris Jericho)
13._ Ted Dibiase (By Randy Orton)
14._ Randy Orton (By Cody Rhodes)
15._ Sgt. Slaughter (By Sheamus)
16._ Yoshi Tatsu (By Sheamus)
17._ John Morrison (By Batista)
18._ Cm Punk (By Shawn Michaels)
19._ Jack Swagger (By Shawn Michaels)
20._ Drew McIntyre (By Kane)
21._ Mark Henry (By Big Show & Kane)
22._ Big Show (By Kane)
23._ William Regal (By Chris Jericho)
24._ Sheamus (By Shawn Michaels)
25._ Kane (By Batista)
26._ Cody Rhodes (By Edge)
27._ Chris Jericho (By Edge)
28._ Batista (By Shawn Michaels)
29._ Shawn Michaels (By Edge)
Final Four: Shawn Michaels, Batista, Chris Jericho & Edge
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Note:
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Ι΄α΄ α΄‘α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄
Date: February 21, 2010
Venue: Scottrade Center
Attendance: 17,000
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β’ WWE Heavyweight Championship (Elimination Chamber Match) - Christ
... keep reading on reddit β‘Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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