Well Behave Puns

A list of puns related to "Well Behave"

Pandas are already so cute and loveable. I don't know why they behave so ridiculously as well.

I think they're just pandaring to their audiences

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👤︎ u/Kliffypoo
📅︎ May 20 2018
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Did you hear about the well-behaved little boy?

Whenever he was good, his dad gave him 10p and a pat on the head. By the time he was sixteen, he had £786 and a flat head.

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👤︎ u/Hollow_aspid
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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Ewok moms are always happy with how well behaved their kids are at home.

They are always using their Endor voices.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 04 2018
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The sign at the pub said "Well-behaved kids welcome, bad kids will be baked into pies"

"Just the knees?", I asked. I'm a dad even when my daughter's not around, gotta keep my game up.

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👤︎ u/coachlasso
📅︎ Jan 28 2015
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Frozen Dad joke

I am currently working at an art camp for kids in elementary school. It's mainly girls and they all love frozen. When they behave well do their work we put on music. Today I gave in and tried to put on the sound track but the computer froze so I said "it's frozen... Literally." No laughter and lots of whining. Asked one of my coworkers what to do and he said just leave it alone and don't worry about it. To which I replied "so I should just let it go?." I received a slow clap from my coworkers.

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👤︎ u/shmellooo
📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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At Parent-Teacher Conferences

Teacher: He's very smart and well behaved! Dad: I guess we'll keep him.

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👤︎ u/olszak
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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