Breaking news, Ai WeiWei's million dollar vessel broken.
Jar dropping news.
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop thatβs included.
Man Iβm glad thatβs out of the whey.
What do you get when you throw dynamite into a French kitchen?
Linoleum Blownapart
A German guy went on a vacation to Miami to escape the German bitterly cold atmosphere. On his first day of the trip, he headed to the beach and had some mai tais.
Unfortunately, he has a low alcohol tolerance, so it did not take him long to be drunk.
He felt a strong urge to pee, and in his drunken state, decided to answer nature's call right on the sand.
Then, out of nowhere comes a lady, also a tourist. She was frightened and shrieked: "Gross!"
"Danke."
I don't know what to do with the word 'Queue'
It's just the letter Q with a line of silent letters
What do you call a Spanish bodybuilder who can't find his protein?
>!No whey Josè!<
Last year, my friend William moved to China and spent 6 months teaching ESL. He ended up falling in love and getting married. And now?
Where thereβs a Will, thereβs a Wei.
How long is a Chinese person
A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said β sir Iβm going to have to put you under arrest.β The guy then said
Bud-wei-ser?
Dad just got a soldering iron shipped to him and made the best out of the name
http://imgur.com/c4iw3Mh
Upon seeing the product, he said: "Wow, these soldering iron products have come a Long Wei."
