12 Hilarious Wei Wei Puns - Punstoppable 😜

HuaWei to hell

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👤︎ u/TheInfernoCheese

📅︎ Apr 01 2019

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Breaking news, Ai WeiWei's million dollar vessel broken.

Jar dropping news.

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👤︎ u/TheWhaleMan

📅︎ Feb 20 2014

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I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop that’s included.

Man I’m glad that’s out of the whey.

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👤︎ u/astrosmash77

📅︎ Apr 17 2021

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What do you get when you throw dynamite into a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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👤︎ u/Green_Insurance203

📅︎ Nov 24 2022

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Thought this was funny.

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👤︎ u/ZachTF

📅︎ Nov 02 2022

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You dim sum, you lose some.

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👤︎ u/MediocreJoker85

📅︎ Sep 20 2022

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A German guy went on a vacation to Miami to escape the German bitterly cold atmosphere. On his first day of the trip, he headed to the beach and had some mai tais.

Unfortunately, he has a low alcohol tolerance, so it did not take him long to be drunk.

He felt a strong urge to pee, and in his drunken state, decided to answer nature's call right on the sand.

Then, out of nowhere comes a lady, also a tourist. She was frightened and shrieked: "Gross!"

"Danke."

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👤︎ u/Ok-Savior-Brian

📅︎ Jun 14 2022

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I don't know what to do with the word 'Queue'

It's just the letter Q with a line of silent letters

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👤︎ u/crimsonangel68

📅︎ Aug 17 2022

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What do you call a Spanish bodybuilder who can't find his protein?

>!No whey Josè!<

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👤︎ u/TinyPlaidNinjas

📅︎ Jul 06 2022

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Last year, my friend William moved to China and spent 6 months teaching ESL. He ended up falling in love and getting married. And now?

Where there’s a Will, there’s a Wei.

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👤︎ u/rug__

📅︎ Feb 09 2022

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A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said “ sir I’m going to have to put you under arrest.” The guy then said

Bud-wei-ser?

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👤︎ u/exier--

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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Dad just got a soldering iron shipped to him and made the best out of the name

http://imgur.com/c4iw3Mh

Upon seeing the product, he said: "Wow, these soldering iron products have come a Long Wei."

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👤︎ u/Elderly_Man

📅︎ Jun 20 2014

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