I named my big cat Dan because he likes small weed-like flowers

Dan de lion

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So I was looking to get some weed the other day...

So I was looking to get some weed the other day, and I asked my buddy if he had any recommendations since I wasn't really feeling like hitting a bong or joint. My buddy he suggests dabs, said he had a buddy named Yaba who sold good stuff. I wasn't convinced since I'm not a big user. But he assured me it would be great. He tells me "A Yaba-Dab-will-do-ya"

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My Dad got his tech teacher today

On a field trip identifying weeds. Teacher: "What's the name of this plant?" Dad: "Sharon."

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