10-4 my good man

Their wedding invitation for next October told me to "save the date", and rsvp yes or no.

I replied "10-4".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JustGAthings
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2020
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The letters W and Z were getting married, and they invited all the other letters to their wedding...

The only ones who didn't respond were the letters T, X and Y.

So W and Z ordered 23 catered meals: 2 for them and 21 for their guests.

The wedding was great, but there was trouble at the reception. The letter T came, even though she didn't RSVP.

When the meals were being passed out, the chef served the groom (W) and bride (Z) first, then asked everyone else to line up alphabetically to come get their prepared plates. As the last two letters approached the chef, he said "there must be a mistake. I only have one meal left." Just then, T grabbed the last meal, and rudely said to the other letter "Sucks to be U."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OK_Compooper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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She has an interview as a flight attendant.

When she asked me to RSVP for +1 at a wedding this summer:

Well if all goes well, your availability will be up in the air.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dfawlt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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