A list of puns related to "Webl"
Since no one here talks about WEBL I want to make an intro about it to raise awarness to this great 3x etf.
Webpage here: https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-dow-jones-internet-bull-bear-3x-etfs
Currently, the daily avg vol. of WEBL is only around 70k and has no options, TECL which tracks APPL and MSFT has 2mil daily avg vol. by comparison.
What Is WEBL?
WEBL is a 3x etf that launches in around 2019 that tracks the Dow Jones Internet index
What Is the Dow Jones Internet index?
Dow Jones Internet index is designed to measure the performance of the 40 largest and most actively traded stocks of U.S. companies in the internet industry. To be eligible for the index, a company must derive at least 50% of cash flows from the internet.
Currently, this index has a 10 year track record of 21.37% per annum.
https://www.spglobal.com/spdji/en/indices/equity/dow-jones-internet-composite-index/#overview
What is the (1x) normal ETF that tracks the Dow Jones Internet index?
FDN is the ETF that tracks the Dow Jones Internet index you could search it to see its price history where it starts from 2006.
What stocks does the Dow Jones Internet index holds?
According to the site that manages FDN, FDN tracks the following(Here are the top stocks of the ETF):
https://preview.redd.it/3geloyykb0b71.png?width=915&format=png&auto=webp&s=a06fe4c63109096f0b19db415713c547d3fc1c9b
https://www.ftportfolios.com/retail/etf/ETFholdings.aspx?Ticker=FDN
Why invest in WEBL?
As you can see WEBL has many internet stocks that TECL lacks here is a comparison:
TECL: MSFT, APPL,V,NVDA, MA,INTC
WEBL: FB, AMZN, GOOGL,NFLX,ZM and TWTR.
By Buying WEBL you could buy every FAANG with 3x leverage and other large tech stocks that are not included in TECL.
Please show WEBL some love so that one day WEBL could have options in the future, thank you
Edit: Some of you seem to question the Index, I did a backtest and FDN performs the best according to portfolio visualizer assuming we start from Mar 2010 the first available date for TQQQ data (Monthly rebalancing, no daily rebalancing on portfolio visualizer).
https://preview.redd.it/72do4uf0j3b71.png?width=1908&format=png&auto=webp&s=5225c64b6780505418eb17fed53e6d82f0fe5
... keep reading on reddit β‘TQQQ clearly dominated the last 10 years.
Assuming the bull market continues another 10 years or if it slows down what 3x LETF will dominate the next decade?
I am still an investing noob I am not familiar with options leaps futures etc...
I used to play probably 15-20 years ago and was looking to get back into it. I was surprised that there wasn't a big WEBL subreddit.
[Schedule Poster] (https://i.imgur.com/b1cYa8f.jpg)
First and foremost...
This isnt your everday racing league. This league will feature:
A leader board has been created to keep track of points for every racer that takes part.
The leader board is pretty self explanatory:
You can find this google sheet here ---> LeaderBoard
This racing league will take part over 5 weeks with 1 event every week. You can view the spreadsheet for a more detailed plan
Dates:
When i save a gif it shows 0 seconds on duration but i can play just fine on my phone. When i share it with whatapp receiver cant open the video.
We might as well start this subreddit off with a role call. I'm known on the site as Dr. Funk. I've been playing WeBL for about 12 years now- started when I was 13-14 and now serve as one of the site's moderators.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hey guy, looking to sell these in order to fund other things, both in LNIP condition, no use no carry, both perfect fit n finish no marks or blems.
Timestamp/Album: https://imgur.com/a/mcWEblJ
SV: 375SOLD
SV: 450
Dm for questions
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
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