Our mistake… Bringing him to the beach.
It was a tough decision, but my dog and I are so much happier now.
Confused, he asked me what I was talking about.
"The melons! They couldn't be together because they cantaloupe!"
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
We knew we had a lot in sink with each other, but we each had too much on our plates.
Love is in the air.
Sinus up!
"Smell that sweet Dairy Air!"
If the joke's unclear:>!"dairy air" sounds like "derriere"!<
Somebody I used to know.
Decided to cook our Chicken Korma recipe with potatoes, onions, etc. in our InstaPot. It was Instant Korma.
So far, we've already told them that Vader was Luke's father and that Jon Snow didn't really die.
I love that the real dad jokes are the dad's trying to make a second joke based on the post haha. None of them are funny, they're all dry as the Sahara Desert, but like all good dad's, they're determined to keep trying.
Keep it up you silly gooses!
Good moaning
Because I'm faux king awesome
June 19th, 1910
And also I use it for introducing my friend Howie Dewitt
mint to be together.
Now we are in it for the long hall.
"Liquor? I'm just trying to date her!"
Because our dads did too :)
