23 Hilarious We Are What We Are Puns

True story: So we were out today and sat at a table for some food. My 4yo asked what the holes and and notches were in the wood and my wife says “they are knot holes”.

Miss4 says “if they are not holes, what are they?”

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👤︎ u/DannyGere

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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Are we going to talk about this oar what?

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👤︎ u/olivercloseoff80

📅︎ Sep 04 2020

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My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

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👤︎ u/thebikerdad

📅︎ May 06 2020

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What do we do with the jokes that are just so bad?

Serious question here, being seeing a ton more of “dad jokes” that are completely terrible. Not “so bad that they’re good” just, so bad you wonder if they have any humor at all.

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👤︎ u/beansnricesti

📅︎ Mar 25 2020

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I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...

Talk about blunt force drama.

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👤︎ u/UltimaBahamut93

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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We are almost out of kitty litter, so my cats will make doo with what litter we have imgur.com/scUiBA3

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👤︎ u/Brain_in_human_vat

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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I asked my amputee daughter if she could guess what we are having for dinner tonight

She replied with "I don't know dad I'm stumped"

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👤︎ u/Parkourturtle69

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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My son learned about radioactive decay in chemistry class, he was real excited when he got home and had a million questions. He wanted to build a reactor in the back yard. I told him we couldn’t. “What, are you not smart enough?”

“No U”

I’ll see myself out.

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👤︎ u/TheVoidofChemistry

📅︎ Oct 29 2018

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When watching "Wonder Woman" I tell my kids to look carefully in the background of the Paris scene for an Easter egg. "What are we looking for?", they ask.

"Her invisible jet."

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👤︎ u/Ostrantula

📅︎ Jul 04 2019

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My wife had two crowns put on her teeth yesterday. She was complaining about the pain and the dentist gave her some medication for it. We are talking later and she said that she waited too long between the first and second pill and her teeth started to ache again. I asked her what time that was.

She said she didn't remember.

I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!

She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.

Totally worth it.

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👤︎ u/blackdragon8577

📅︎ Dec 22 2018

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Other animals: Winter is almost here. What are we supposed to do now?

Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 23 2018

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In the future, what will we call robots that are programmed to act like grandma?

Nanabots

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👤︎ u/silentpl

📅︎ Jan 25 2019

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What are the chances that we can add all the integers from 1 to a 100?

I’d say, 50 50.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 28 2018

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Me and my family are on a road trip. After waking up from a long nap, I ask my dad, "what state are we in now?"

He replies, "the state of confusion!"

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👤︎ u/Whiskeymysticsandmen

📅︎ Dec 03 2017

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My brother in-law an I are going fishing tomorrow morning and my daughter asked what we are fishing for.

I told her, "just for the halibut (hell of it)"

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👤︎ u/OminousOmnipotence

📅︎ Jun 29 2018

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They say we are what we eat... bodybuilders must eat a lot of mussels

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👤︎ u/SnowmanOlaf

📅︎ Sep 10 2018

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Reddit, We are going to start a furniture up-cycling project and are looking for punny names, what can you come up with?

I couldn't come up with any good ones myshelf.

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👤︎ u/TheRationalMan

📅︎ Nov 26 2014

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"What are we gonna eat tonight?"

"Food."

god dammit dad

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👤︎ u/gwushy

📅︎ Aug 29 2013

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So we are working in the yard today and I look over at my wife and say, "You know what they say about gardening.....

weeding is fundamental."

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👤︎ u/MTBran

📅︎ Mar 04 2018

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Son: Dad, what are we doing for dinner today?

Dad: Eating.

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👤︎ u/PumpkinPieReddit

📅︎ Sep 11 2016

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What kind of sausage are we using for breakfast?

Grandpa:

Jimmy Dean. I don't think it's actually him though, just his brand.

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👤︎ u/JaeqPiegDeivys

📅︎ Jun 03 2017

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My son and I were walking to the ice cream shop when we approached a crosswalk. I asked my son what are we looking for before we cross the street...

"Ice cream" he says.

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👤︎ u/DavidCFalcon

📅︎ Jul 28 2016

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My daughter: What are we having for dinner?

Last night went like this:

Daughter: What are we having for dinner?

Me: Food

Daughter: What kind of food?

Me: Good food

Daughter (getting visibly frustrated): What kind of good food?

Me: Good tasting food

Daughter: WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOOD WE ARE EATING?

Me: Oh, I don't know, I think it's Bob or something

At which point my wife breaks the chain and actually tells what the dish was called, likely saving me from murder by 7 year old.

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👤︎ u/Dr_Nik

📅︎ Apr 27 2016

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