Watch Tv Show Puns

Get Smart.

You know, "Bison-ic Man".

When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.

So my wife made me go upstairs

Do you think people who say they're feeling blue are really down or is it just a pigment of their imagination?

But I’m keeping it low key.

And even that, I take with a pinch of salt.

It's the Pilates of the Caribbean

I asked her if she'd seen the hard-to-find special season they made towards the end of the show's run.

She gave me a puzzled and intrigued look and wanted to know more info on it.

I told her I believe that specific season is commonly called 'Medium Rare'.

It was riveting.

......I guess I'm just experiencing Macguyver's guilt.

I'm already hooked!

They’re all pretty brainless.

Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.

He's Anime Ted.

She didn't eat anything next morning.

That was fast.

There's too much sax and violins.

I turned to my GF and asked her if the cocktails were ‘Margaritas’. She, of course, was not impressed.

My dad was watching one of those stupid tuna catch shows on Natgeo, when I said:
Wow those things are huge!
Dad:
Yeah, its amazing how they fit them in such small cans!
ugh

Dad is on couch watching Tv, I peek my head in the room

Me: Whatcha watchin?

Dad: A show on Somalis' (the show showed a boat and some waves)

M:confused You mean like Somalians like the African people? Pretty intense stuff.

D: No no, Somalis, you know, they're huge! come in and wipe everything out.

M: Dad, you probably shouldn't say that about people. It isn't nice.

D: No, SOMALIS.

at this point I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about and so I decide to watch and figure it out for myself.

M: JESUS DAD YOU MEAN TSUNAMIS!!!

D: Yeah, Tsunamis!

M: Somalis are people from the country of Somalia. They are very poor and known for having a lot of pirates.

D: I bet they also have Somalis

M: Probably.

Dad: I think I'm going to look for dark matter.

Me: Okay then Dad.

Dad: I guess I shouldn't take a torch with me.

Context (may be spoilers) they were about to chop off someone's arm.

"Are you sure you want to go ahead?"

"Not my head, just my arm"

I didn't know they had dad jokes in 795 AD...

It's a show about a couple with dwarfism.

Me: Is this supposed to be a long running TV show or just a mini-series?

Wife: ...

Son (12 y/o) comes up the stairs after watching TV for a while, looks at the clock and says, "It feels like it's need 1:49 forever."

Thinking it's oddly specific to be a time down to the minute 'forever', I turn and look at the clock then turn back to my son and say, "Maybe you're stuck in a time loop."

He responds, "If I'm stuck in a time loop why didn't the TV show just keep repeating over and over?"

I turn and look at the clock then turn back to my son and say, "Maybe you're stuck in a time loop."

He rolls his eyes, groans, and goes back down the stairs wondering why he bothers talking to me.

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

I was watching TV with my hispanic girlfriend and on the show we were watching a guy gave a girl a danish (little pastry with fruit). My girlfriend said that while it looked pretty tasty and good, she's not much of a Danish person and I said, "Well, probably because you're hispanic.."

I immediately texted my dad the joke as well.

Friend: watching TV show called Sunday "I wonder when Sunday ends."

Me: "11:59 I think."

My youngest was watching Netflix, deciding on a few episodes of Captain Underpants. In one particular episode, the titled character is forced to share a room with a clown. My wife, watching this show, laughs about him having Coulrophobia (Fear of clowns), and repeatedly panicking in subsequent scenes. Finally near the episode, she asks ,"What did that clown ever do to him?"

My response: "Nothing. He's It's Cousin. Pound Foolish"

Wife stares at me. Blinks twice. Goes back to watching the TV that has more comedy than her idiot husband

Late at night is a terrible time to show succulent steak and shrimp advertisements, especially when you are on a diet. As one came on the TV, I swiftly turned it off.

“What are you doing?!” My wife asked.

“We shouldn’t watch that. It’s prawn-ography.”

😏

Watching TV and some show has a commercial on and it says "catch up now OnDemand!". I'm only half paying attention to it when my wife looks at me and is like "but what if I want mustard?"

EDIT: Removed accidental extra word.

Watching a show with my dad as my mom walks into the room. Dad and I are clearly engrossed in the program.

Mom: what are you watching?

Me: TV.

Dad: smiles and nods to me approvingly

So we were having a discussion about a TV show we'd both watched recently, debating meanings...

Me: Look, you must admit--

Him: Don't call me a mustard mitt

I couldn't stop laughing.

I sat down to watch TV with my parents and they decided to play Master Chef. I'm familiar with the show, but haven't seen any of this season. I'm sitting there, complimenting the fantastic weight loss of Graham, one of the judges, when my dad goes:

"Yeah, you know, last year he was going by the name kiloGraham, but now he just goes by Graham!"

I laughed, my mom groaned, and the cleverness of the joke, (which is far from usual), was enjoyed by all. :)

So I'm watching TV with my daughters. A Saint Jude commercial comes on and shows a bunch of sick kids dying of cancer... both of my daughters let out a compassionate "Awe.."

Me: Hey girls, do you realize how many more kids in America were diagnosed with cancer during the time it took to watch that commercial?

Daughters: Oh my God... I don't even what to think about it! How many?

Me: Tumor.

Let me set the seen.

We are watching tv a channel in the UK called True Entertainment.

From the TV "Up next on True Entertainment, 'Amnesia part 2'"

I turn to my wife and ask "what was part one about I forgot"

My wife shrugged and said "I don't...." followed by a groan

She then asks if she can change the channel or do I want to watch Amnesia.

I respond with "change it I will just forget what the show is about"

I finished Season 4 of Breaking Bad last night and I texted my mom (who's seen the whole show) telling her about what I thought of it.

I said, "Yeah, Gus's death was pretty much the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on TV (alongside a certain Game of Thrones scene, but she doesn't watch that...)."

She replied, "Yeah, that whole finale was pretty mind-blowing."

The first joke was while we were watching tv and a commercial for the new show Atlantis came on, and dad said, "I hear that show is already under water."

The second was when we all got our stockings. Mom had given us scented pencils, and dad said, "You know what those are for right? It's so your writing doesn't stink"

We were watching a reality show called Oak Island when my dad said, "This would take a turn if they'd misheard and its actually Poison Oak Island. (Cue dad laugh)

But it got me thinking about a game I saw on Hollywood Game Night where they merge someone's last name and someone's first name. Like Bruce Wayne Gretzky. I find that hilarious.

This is my game creation: merge a well known phrase with a TV show, movie or other media that completely changes the premise of the media in a funny way.

First contribution: Tie Die Hard

We were watching TV last night and a woman on the show kept saying, "My grandkids isn't _____."

After she'd said it a few times, my dad sighed and said, "My grandkids aren't. I can't stand bad grammar...

...or bad grampar either."

My girlfriend tells her dad while he's in the middle of watching his favorite tv show, "Dad I'm craving pasta, can we go get some?" He replies "You've got to let the time pasta little." And proceeds to burst out laughing.

Told to me by my friend a few years ago...

My friend's family was watching a TV show where one of the characters gets a nose job, then breaks up with her boyfriend to date a more attractive man.

Friend's Dad: "Looks like she has better pickings now that she has her nose done nicely. Haha - better pickings!"

My Dad was watching a Tv show in his room. So i ask him how far he is. (in the show) He responds, "In the other room"