A list of puns related to "Washington Dc Caption"
I know that probably in a couple of years, I'm going to feel the itch to move somewhere new, especially with rising living costs in the DMV.
Ideally, if I could, I'd try to live outside of the US. But within the US, I'm not sure what cities I would try next: Portland, Philly, Chicago?
What would your choices be?
They about the same distance from each other and going by population Dallas and Fort worth have more people yet they still share a metro
It seems like things don't register for Americans until they actually see it. Also, giant groups of people can be inspiring.
"The temptation in this moment is to make a video about myself and I don't wanna do that because I'm reminded that I come from India.
I come... from which India? I come... from two Indias.
Those are the Indias I bring on stage with me right now.
I come... from an India where children in masks hold hands with each other... and yet, I come from an India... where leaders hug each other without masks.
I come from an India where the AQI is 9000, but we still sleep on the roof and look up at the stars.
I come from an India where we worship women during the day and gangrape them at night.
I come from an India where we claim to be divided over Bollywood over twitter and yet united by Bollywood in the darkness of the theatres.
I come from an India where we scoff at sexuality and yet f*** till we reach a billion people.
I come from an India where journalism is supposedly dead because men in fancy studios, in fancy suits, give each other handjobs and yet women on the road with laptops are still telling the truth.
I come from an India where we bleed blue every time we play green. But every time we lose to green we turn orange all of a sudden.
I come from an India where we laugh so loudly in the comfort of our homes that you can hear us through the walls and yet,
I come from an India where we break down the walls of a comedy club because you can hear laughter inside.
I come... from an India where old leaders will not stop talking about their dead fathers and young leaders will not stop following their living mothers.
I come from an India that has the largest working population under 30 on the planet but still listens to 75-year-old leaders with 150-year-old ideas.
I come from an India where every time we get the information we are always available to care for the PM, but we can't seem to get information on PM CARES
I come from an India where we licked out the British but yet we call the government the ruling party.
I come from an India where women wear saris and sneakers and yet have to take advice from old men who have never worn a saree and will never get to take one-off in their entire lives.
I come from an India where our music is bahut hard but our sentiments are bahut soft
I come from an India where people sleep outside on the road outside the club but man 20 times a year the road is the club.
I come from an India where we take pride in being vegetarian and yet run over the farmers who grow our vegetables.
I come from an India where w
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