Why are the sidewalks of Washington, D.C. so clean?

Because all the trash is in the White House.

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👤︎ u/nickmidas
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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While she was taking me on a tour of the embassies in Washington D.C...

Her: This one's the Japanese embassy, this one's the Belgian embassy, this one's the Finnish embassy...

Me: The Finnish embassy? Where's the start embassy?

Her: .......

Me: :D

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👤︎ u/abraxan
📅︎ Jun 30 2014
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Recently made a trip to Ford's Theatre in Washington D.C....

Made a trip to DC by myself and went to Ford's Theatre as part of the trip. I uploaded a couple picture's I took into an album and made a brief description of each, because I knew my family would be interested in looking. Then my father, who is normally a very silent man who rarely ever smiles (let alone cracks a joke), commented this.

Simple, yet effective.

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