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Saw a previous post featuring music from The Vandals, and HAD to do my own follow up. Warren Fitzgerald is often overlooked when it comes to punk royalty, but the man is an absolute genius! From co-founding King Fu Records to contributions on the School of Rock and Team America: World Police soundtracks, Warren has without a doubt made a huge damn mark not only in the punk rock scene, but in the world of music as a whole.

That’s pretty much all I have to say. I’ve long admired his amazing guitar skills and stage presence, and simply wanted to share this admiration with the rest of the punk community. His name should be up there with the likes of Tim “Lint” Armstrong, Fat Mike, and Greg Graffin... and who knows, maybe it is and I’ve just been discussing music with the wrong crowds? Hope there’s a good group of old school rockers that share the same appreciation :) Later, my dudes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vHAa0zHps2E

Rewatching the series and I just noticed that Bob’s friend, Warren Fitzgerald, is mentioned in a story back in 03 x 22 and then shown in episode 06 x 15 when he tries to turn Bob’s Burgers into a Tiki Restaurant.

I love that Bob has such a stable, positive relationship with his childhood friend, especially considering how he doesn’t get treated well often. It’s a cool little bit of continuity, too.

Warren approaches the institute unsure of what was to come.

Origins: He didn't even know about the place existed nor did he really have anything to do with mutants besides what he heard on the news. That all changed six months ago. Warren has always been a bit of an outdoors-man as he loved to hike and climb and bike, for most of his life that was his world. He never realized he was a mutant up until his incident, one day he was climbing the face of a rock wall when all of a sudden a red steam started rising from his hand that was gripping onto a tree branch. Immediately the branch burst into flames and he fell a good ten feet. He would've probably died too if it wasn't for his equipment. That moment made him realize that his life is never going to be the same and he began to look for answers. In his quest he found out about the school and reluctantly came to the conclusion that this was his best option.

Appearance 6'3" and well built from a lot of activity in the mountains with much of his wardrobe suiting his active life.

Age: 17

Birthday:October 13^th

Face claim: David Beckham

Senior

Power: Heat generation through his hands.

Hometown: Boulder, Colorado

Drawbacks: Having only recently discovered his mutation, Warren cannot control it properly. Along with he can only his powers in melee style fighting, putting him at a disadvantage when he's not up close. Finally the use of the power is very physically taxing as it requires most of his strength, will, and energy when used.

A short quick exhale exits his mouth, somewhat impressed. Let's see where this goes...

I have this little project that I do for fun where I use players' yearly regular season fantasy ranks along with formulas that also factor in longevity of careers to determine an all-time ranking. What I like about it is that it gets around changes in the way the game is played throughout generations, since players accumulate points and move up the rankings solely through being better than their contemporaries in that specific year. For example, quarterbacks in the current NFL have much higher passing yardage and touchdown numbers because the game is more pass-centric than it was in 1970, for instance.

What I have posted here is a small sample, as I have hundreds of entries for each position. I thought this would be interesting to post, and might create some fun discussion about where players belong in an all-time rank. I fully understand that, even though these ranks are the result of data, the formulas I have created are my own, and "greatness" is subjective to an extent, so please don't try to attack me for having a bad opinion. I'm not making a statement about how I feel about any specific players or players at large. I am simply sharing the results of my data. Enjoy.

QB

Rank Player Games AvgRk Career Score

1. Peyton Manning 266 4.79 92.01
2. Brett Favre 302 7.00 89.01
3. Tom Brady* 318 7.61 88.98
4. Drew Brees 287 6.91 86.47
5. Aaron Rodgers* 213 4.95 79.71
6. Dan Marino 242 6.59 78.98
7. John Elway 234 6.36 78.37
8. Joe Montana 192 6.52 69.24
9. Warren Moon 208 7.65 68.03
10. Roger Staubach 135 3.84 66.19
11. Terry Bradshaw 176 6.85 64.85
12. Russell Wilson* 158 6.33 63.03
13. Fran Tarkenton 134 4.94 62.51
14. Dan Fouts 181 7.77 62.47
15. Philip Rivers 244 11.02 60.23
16. Ken Anderson 192 8.92 60.23
17. Steve Young 169 8.09 59.09
18. Jim Kelly 160 7.62 59.04
19. Matt Ryan* 222 10.82 57.73
20. Randall Cunningham 161 8.30 56.91
21. Ben Roethlisberger* 249 11.98 56.79
22. Donovan McNabb 167 9.46 53.98
23. Cam Newton* 148 8.50 53.91
24. Boomer Esiason 187 11.20 50.91
25. Drew Bledsoe 194 11.54 50.68

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Rank Player Games AvgRk Career Score

1. Walter Payton

I just got done with A Prayer for Owen Meany and it got me to thinking that this must be the greatest book that takes place in New Hampshire. I have yet to read The Hotel New Hampshire, so I cannot say just yet. I'm from Illinois and I think the most influential novel from the Land of Lincoln is The Jungle by Upton Sinclair.

Off the top of my head with a very very very incomplete list is what I think and I would love to hear your opinions. I apologize if I step on anyone's toes:

Alabama - To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Alaska - Coming Into the Country by John McPhee

Arizona - Animal Dreams by Barbara Kingsolver

Arkansas - True Grit by Charles Portis

California - East of Eden by John Steinbeck

Colorado - The Shining by Stephen King

Connecticut - Revolutionary Road by Richard Yates

Delaware - Mason & Dixon by Thomas Pynchon

Florida - To Have and Have Not by Ernest Hemingway

Georgia - Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell

Hawaii - From Here to Eternity by James Jones

Idaho - Angle of Repose by Wallace Stegner.

Illinois - The Jungle by Upton Sinclair

Indiana - The Magnificent Ambersons by Booth Tarkington

Iowa - Gilead by Marilynne Robinson

Kansas - In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

Kentucky - Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe

Louisiana - All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren

Maine - It by Stephen King

Maryland - Chesapeake by James Michener

Massachusetts - Walden by Henry David Thoreau

Michigan - Middlesex by Jeffery Eugenides

Minnesota - Main Street by Sinclair Lewis

Mississippi - The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner

Missouri - Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

Montana - A River Runs Through It by Norman Maclean

Nebraska - My Antonia by Willa Cather

Nevada - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson

New Hampshire - A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving

New Jersey - American Pastoral by Philip Roth

New Mexico - Death Comes for the Archbishop by Willa Cather

New York - The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald

North Carolina - Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe

North Dakota - Love Medicine by Louise Erdrich

Ohio - Winesburg, Ohio by Sherwood Anderson

Oklahoma - The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton

Oregon - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey

Pennsylvania - Rabbit, Run By John Updike

Rhode Island - The Witches of Eastwick by John Updike

South Carolina - Bastard Out of Carolina by Dorothy Allison

South Dakota - The Little House Books by Laura Ingalls Wilder

Tennessee - The Color Purpl

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

So, I did lie in the title. I have not chosen impeached presidents, nor have I chosen any Confederate soldiers, or pro-slavery politicians from the Civil War Era. I also removed Nixon as a possible as he resigned.

Here are all of the Presidents of the United States, if the losing candidate won:

George Washington, Independent, of Virginia. Elected 1788-89. VP John Adams. *

George Clinton, Democratic-Republican, of New York. Elected 1792.VP George Washington.

Thomas Jefferson, Democratic-Republican, of Virginia. Elected 1796. VP Aaron Burr.

John Adams, Federalist, of Massachusetts. Elected 1800. VP Charles Cotesworth Pinckney.

Charles Cotesworth Pinckney, Federalist, of South Carolina. Elected 1804. VP Rufus King. (Serves 2 terms)

DeWitt Clinton, Democratic-Republican, of New York. Elected 1812. VP Jared Ingersoll.

Rufus King, Federalist, of New York. Elected 1816. VP John Eager Howard.

James Monroe, Democratic-Republican, of Virginia. Elected 1820. VP Daniel D. Thompkins.*

Andrew Jackson, Democratic-Republican, of Tennessee. Elected 1824. VP John Caldwell Calhoun.

John Quincy Adams, National Republican, of Massachusetts. Elected 1828. VP Richard Rush.

Henry Clay Sr., National Republican, of Kentucky. Elected in 1832. VP John Sergeant.

William Henry Harrison, Whig, of Ohio. Elected in 1836. VP Francis Granger.

Martin Van Buren, Democrat, of New York. Elected in 1840. VP Richard Mentor Johnson.

Henry Clay Sr., National Republican, of Kentucky. Elected in 1832. VP Theodore Frelinghuysen.

Lewis Cass, Democrat, of Michigan. Elected in 1848. VP William Orlando Butler.

Winfield Scott, Whig, of New Jersey. Elected in 1852. VP William Alexander Graham.

John Charles Fremont, Republican, of California. Elected in 1856. VP William Lewis Dayton.

Abraham Lincoln, Republican, of Illinois. Elected in 1860. VP Hannibal Hamlin.** (Served 2 terms, 5 years. With Schuyler Colfax being VP in 1864 & acting president until 1868, and Lincoln from National Union from 1864.)

Ulysses S. Grant, Republican, from Illinois. Elected in 1868. VP Schyuler Colfax.** (Served 2 terms.)

Samuel Jones Tilden, Democrat, from New York. Elected in 1876. VP Thomas Andrew Hendricks.

Winfield Scott Hancock, Democrat, from Pennsylvania. Elected in 1880. VP William Hayden English.

James Gillespie Blaine, Republican, from Maine. Elected in 1884. VP John Alexander Logan.

Stephen Grover Cleveland, Democrat, from New York. Elected in 1888. VP Allen Granberry Thurman.

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The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They were cooked in Greece.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

So, I did lie in the title. I have not chosen impeached presidents, nor have I chosen any Confederate soldiers, or pro-slavery politicians from the Civil War Era. I also removed Nixon as a possible as he resigned.

Here are all of the Presidents of the United States, if the losing candidate won:

George Washington, Independent, of Virginia. Elected 1788-89. VP John Adams. *

George Clinton, Democratic-Republican, of New York. Elected 1792.VP George Washington.

Thomas Jefferson, Democratic-Republican, of Virginia. Elected 1796. VP Aaron Burr.

John Adams, Federalist, of Massachusetts. Elected 1800. VP Charles Cotesworth Pinckney.

Charles Cotesworth Pinckney, Federalist, of South Carolina. Elected 1804. VP Rufus King. (Serves 2 terms)

DeWitt Clinton, Democratic-Republican, of New York. Elected 1812. VP Jared Ingersoll.

Rufus King, Federalist, of New York. Elected 1816. VP John Eager Howard.

James Monroe, Democratic-Republican, of Virginia. Elected 1820. VP Daniel D. Thompkins.*

Andrew Jackson, Democratic-Republican, of Tennessee. Elected 1824. VP John Caldwell Calhoun.

John Quincy Adams, National Republican, of Massachusetts. Elected 1828. VP Richard Rush.

Henry Clay Sr., National Republican, of Kentucky. Elected in 1832. VP John Sergeant.

William Henry Harrison, Whig, of Ohio. Elected in 1836. VP Francis Granger.

Martin Van Buren, Democrat, of New York. Elected in 1840. VP Richard Mentor Johnson.

Henry Clay Sr., National Republican, of Kentucky. Elected in 1832. VP Theodore Frelinghuysen.

Lewis Cass, Democrat, of Michigan. Elected in 1848. VP William Orlando Butler.

Winfield Scott, Whig, of New Jersey. Elected in 1852. VP William Alexander Graham.

John Charles Fremont, Republican, of California. Elected in 1856. VP William Lewis Dayton.

Abraham Lincoln, Republican, of Illinois. Elected in 1860. VP Hannibal Hamlin.** (Served 2 terms, 5 years. With Schuyler Colfax being VP in 1864 & acting president until 1868, and Lincoln from National Union from 1864.)

Ulysses S. Grant, Republican, from Illinois. Elected in 1868. VP Schyuler Colfax.** (Served 2 terms.)

Samuel Jones Tilden, Democrat, from New York. Elected in 1876. VP Thomas Andrew Hendricks.

Winfield Scott Hancock, Democrat, from Pennsylvania. Elected in 1880. VP William Hayden English.

James Gillespie Blaine, Republican, from Maine. Elected in 1884. VP John Alexander Logan.

Stephen Grover Cleveland, Democrat, from New York. Elected in 1888. VP Allen Granberry Thurman

Alabama - To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Alaska - Coming Into the Country by John McPhee

Arizona - Animal Dreams by Barbara Kingsolver

Arkansas - True Grit by Charles Portis

California - East of Eden by John Steinbeck

Colorado - The Shining by Stephen King

Connecticut - Revolutionary Road by Richard Yates

Delaware - Mason & Dixon by Thomas Pynchon

Florida - To Have and Have Not by Ernest Hemingway

Georgia - Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell

Hawaii - From Here to Eternity by James Jones

Idaho - Angle of Repose by Wallace Stegner.

Illinois - The Jungle by Upton Sinclair

Indiana - The Magnificent Ambersons by Booth Tarkington

Iowa - Gilead by Marilynne Robinson

Kansas - In Cold Blood by Truman Capote

Kentucky - Uncle Tom's Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe

Louisiana - All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren

Maine - It by Stephen King

Maryland - Chesapeake by James Michener

Massachusetts - Walden by Henry David Thoreau

Michigan - Middlesex by Jeffery Eugenides

Minnesota - Main Street by Sinclair Lewis

Mississippi - The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner

Missouri - Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

Montana - A River Runs Through It by Norman Maclean

Nebraska - My Antonia by Willa Cather

Nevada - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S Thompson

New Hampshire - A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving

New Jersey - American Pastoral by Philip Roth

New Mexico - Death Comes for the Archbishop by Willa Cather

New York - The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald

North Carolina - Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe

North Dakota - Love Medicine by Louise Erdrich

Ohio - Winesburg, Ohio by Sherwood Anderson

Oklahoma - The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton

Oregon - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey

Pennsylvania - Rabbit, Run By John Updike

Rhode Island - The Witches of Eastwick by John Updike

South Carolina - Bastard Out of Carolina by Dorothy Allison

South Dakota - The Little House Books by Laura Ingalls Wilder

Tennessee - The Color Purple by Alice Walker

Texas - Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry

Utah - The Executioner's Song by Norman Mailer

Vermont - The Secret History by Donna Tart

Virginia - The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane

Washington - Snow Falling on Cedars by David Guterson

West Virginia - Shiloh by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Wisconsin - Little House in the Big Woods by Laura Ingalls Wilder

Wyoming - The Virginian by Owen Wister

*Washington, DC - All the President's Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob