A list of puns related to "Warragul, Victoria"
https://thewest.com.au/sport/fremantle-dockers/afl-draft-2021-gippsland-power-draft-prospect-jai-serong-chance-of-joining-brother-caleb-at-fremantle-c-4346851
Following in the footsteps of his older brother, Jai is a chance of doubling the AFLβs Serong population at next monthβs draft.
But heβs βnothing like Caleb.β
Instead, Gippsland Power staff think heβs one of the most versatile players to walk through the doors in the past decade.
Standing at 192cm, 13cm taller than Caleb, Jai has shown an ability to play as a deep forward, inside midfielder and even as a tall defender.
He also won the running vertical leap (96cm) at this yearβs NAB League testing day.
βHeβs nothing like Caleb,β Gippsland Power coach Rhett McLennan said.
βHeβs a Jack Gunston type. Plays half-forward, heβs got really good goal sense but heβs got the capacity to move up into the midfield.
βHeβs shown an aptitude in every spot. His capacity to play a number of key roles is one of the attractive attributes he holds.
βJaiβs game is his athleticism. His agility is elite. His vertical leap is elite and his speed is quite good as well. From an athletic standpoint, heβs definitely got Caleb covered.β
And according to McLennan, what some may see as Serongβs biggest question mark could actually prove his making.
Victoriaβs COVID lockdowns mean the 18-year-old didnβt play a competitive game last year and managed seven NAB league matches this season but itβs not expected to cruel his development.
βHeβll be more of a slow burn in his development whereas Caleb hit the ground running,β McLennan said.
βThe biggest attractor is he hasnβt played enough football over the past two years.
βHeβs also never been able to do a pre-season because heβs a cricketer as well for Geelong Grammar. His capacity for growth in a full time football environment is huge in my opinion.β
Gippsland talent operations lead Scott McDougal said thereβs βbeen some loveβ from AFL clubs for the Warragul product, sparking hopes of a Serong reunion.
βI think heβs our best chance to get on a list this year and he deserves to be that player after all the work heβs done,β he said.
βHeβs a real specimen as an athlete. But heβs first and foremost a footballer.
βHeβs right up there with one of the most versatile players Iβve seen in my ten years.β
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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