Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
I once had a faulty box of Corn Flakes so I called up Kellogg's customer services to see if they could help.
Unfortunately they weren't able to help me in the end as I wasn't able to find the box's cereal number.
If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?
I saw a guy wearing a "F**K 2020" jumper at the pub tonight.
I turned to my wife and said, "what a dated jumper"
Note: wife and friends groaned and eye rolled.
What starts with W and ends with T.
It really does , I swear.
He must feel lonely at (k)night
Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?
No reason to see one if it's ok.
I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations
Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones
I went to K-mart the other day...
Because I really needed to buy a K
Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?
Dad: What starts with a 'W' and ends with 't'?
Son: "What?"
Dad: Correct!
What begins with the letter W and ends with the letter T
Is it o.k. to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school...
....or, am I a really bad teacher ?
My wife is always threatening to harm me if I keep stealing her kitchen utensils...
but that’s a wisk I’m willing to take.
Man walks into a psychiatrist office w/clear wrapping paper on
The psychiatrist says,"I can clearly see your nuts."
What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?
Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
I heard that General Kellogg was going to be the new national security adviser.
I have to say, though: I'm disappointed they didn't go with General Mills.
My wife asked me "what starts with f and ends with k"
The U.K. lockdown is going to end...
Teacher asked “What is the formula of water?” Student said “H I J K L M N O” teacher said “that’s not the formula of water”
Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.
A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks...
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him.
"Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl.
"No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed.
"No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.
"No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
Nathan W. Pyle is one of my favorite artists.
What's the best possible reward for a k'ow know joke?
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
Why is dark spelled with a K?
Because you can't c in the dark.
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because then it would be "darc"
What starts with W and ends with T?
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you can't see in the dark
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you can’t c in the dark
Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t C in the dark
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?
Because you can’t C in the dark
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
Because you can't see in the dark
Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a K and not a C
I just found out why dark is spelled with a K and not a C
It’s because we can’t see in the dark.
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