A list of puns related to "Vorpommern Rügen"
> On April 20th, in the Year of Our Lord 2040 (12 AAD), the brave soldiers of the First Lithuanian Brigade's First and Second Companies marched into the city of Stralsund. The people rejoiced, there were celebrations on every street, and the beer halls were overflowing with revelers. The First Company reports a possible skirmish with soldiers from Neu Berlin while patrolling the area, but there seem to be no casualties on either side. The König hailed the expansion as part of the nation's valiant effort to claim all of Deutschland's Baltic coast, known as 'Generalplan Ostsee.'
> This new territorial acquisition brings in over 3,000 square kilometers of land ripe for farming and development, as well as approximately 44,600 new German citizens.
- Die NordPreußenZeiten, April 25th, in the Year of Our Lord 2040 (12 AAD)
A map of the area, with the annexed province outlined in red
2018 von u/ShyfterEU erfunden, letztes Jahr von mir fortgeführt, werden die vergangenen Threads laut PMs noch immer frequent genutzt um Vorschläge zum Essen gehen zu finden.
Ich wurde gefragt ob ich eine Neuauflage machen könnte. Ich habe Bock, wahrscheinlich gibt es nicht nur durch Corona einige Veränderungen in der Restaurant-Landschaft. Also, auf geht's!
Bisher angefragte Städte, sortiert nach (Bundes)Land:
(Städte ohne Vorschläge sind mit ❌ gekennzeichnet)
Frankreich 🇫🇷
Straßburg
Liechtenstein 🇱🇮
Vaduz
Niederlande 🇳🇱
Leiden ❌
Nimwegen ❌
Österreich 🇦🇹
Graz
Innsbruck
Linz
Wien
Schweiz 🇨🇭
Basel
Bern
Engadin ❌
Luzern
St. Gallen
Winterthur ❌
Zürich
Tschechien 🇨🇿
Prag
Ungarn 🇭🇺
Budapest
Baden-Württemberg
Böblingen
Freiburg im Breisgau
Freidrichshafen
Heidelberg
Heilbronn
Karlsruhe
Kehl
Konstanz
Ludwigsburg
Mannheim
[Offenburg](https://reddit.com/
Hier ist eine Übersicht aller DirektbewerberInnen der Jusos bei der anstehenden Bundestagswahl.
In 83 der 299 Bundestagswahlkreisen treten BewerberInnen im Juso-Alter an.
Das ist eine Quote von fast 28%. 32 davon sind weiblich.
Der jüngste Bewerber ist mit 19 Jahren Leonard Schneider aus Wittenberg (Wahlkreis 70).
5 BewerberInnen sind bereits Mitglied des Bundestages: Dennis Rohde (Wahlkreis 27), Mahmut Özdemir (116), Elisabeth Kaiser (194), Isabel Mackensen-Geis (208) und Josephine Ortleb (296).
Hier ist eine Kurzzusammenfassung sortiert nach Wahlkreisnummern. Das Alter bezieht sich, sofern ermittelbar, auf das Alter zum Zeitpunkt der Wahl.
Diese Auflistung ist mit Sicherheit an einigen Stellen unvollständig oder fehlerhaft. Falls Ihr einen Fehler bemerkt oder etwas hinzufügen möchtet, hinterlasst mir doch bitte einen Kommentar oder schreibt mir eine Nachricht. Dann kann ich den Post aktualisieren.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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